| 1 | 1 | 1 | Jimmy ShimTrees | Chris Johnson | RB | | keeper | 167.0 | 125.0 |
| 2 | 1 | 2 | Panthers | A.J. Green | WR | | keeper | 203.0 | 193.0 |
| 3 | 1 | 3 | Team RamRod | Jay Cutler | QB | | keeper | 239.0 | 54.0 |
| 4 | 1 | 4 | Skokie Sons-O-Bitches | Darren McFadden | RB | | keeper | 103.0 | 70.0 |
| 5 | 1 | 5 | Calabash Shrimp | Trent Richardson | RB | | | 197.0 | 181.0 |
| 6 | 1 | 6 | Gamblin' Garz | Frank Gore | RB | | keeper | 248.0 | 157.0 |
| 7 | 1 | 7 | Coitus | Dez Bryant | WR | | keeper | 206.0 | 199.0 |
| 8 | 1 | 8 | South Park Cows | Jamaal Charles | RB | | keeper | 197.0 | 191.0 |
| 9 | 1 | 9 | Soon to be 14 rings Baird | Ahmad Bradshaw | RB | | keeper | 148.0 | 120.0 |
| 10 | 1 | 10 | Lactose Intolerents | Matt Forte | RB | | keeper | 170.0 | 67.0 |
| 11 | 1 | 11 | One Man Wolfpack | Drew Brees | QB | | keeper | 475.0 | 434.0 |
| 12 | 1 | 12 | Michigan | Philip Rivers | QB | IND | keeper | 288.0 | 234.0 |
| 13 | 1 | 13 | Blackbeards | Jimmy Graham | TE | | keeper | 144.0 | 115.0 |
| 14 | 1 | 14 | Bickering Wrens | Tom Brady | QB | | keeper | 499.0 | 420.0 |
| 15 | 2 | 1 | Jimmy ShimTrees | LeSean McCoy | RB | | keeper | 140.0 | 118.0 |
| 16 | 2 | 2 | Panthers | Adrian Peterson | RB | | keeper | 311.0 | 249.0 |
| 17 | 2 | 3 | Team RamRod | Maurice Jones-Drew | RB | | keeper | 59.0 | 59.0 |
| 18 | 2 | 4 | Skokie Sons-O-Bitches | Ryan Mathews | RB | | | 93.0 | 93.0 |
| 19 | 2 | 5 | Calabash Shrimp | Doug Martin | RB | | | 256.0 | 227.0 |
| 20 | 2 | 6 | Gamblin' Garz | DeMarco Murray | RB | | keeper | 108.0 | 32.0 |
| 21 | 2 | 7 | Coitus | Vernon Davis | TE | | keeper | 109.0 | 79.0 |
| 22 | 2 | 8 | South Park Cows | Fred Jackson | RB | | keeper | 77.0 | 77.0 |
| 23 | 2 | 9 | Soon to be 14 rings Baird | Victor Cruz | WR | | keeper | 162.0 | 151.0 |
| 24 | 2 | 10 | Lactose Intolerents | Rob Gronkowski | TE | | keeper | 139.0 | 129.0 |
| 25 | 2 | 11 | One Man Wolfpack | Calvin Johnson | WR | | keeper | 214.0 | 207.0 |
| 26 | 2 | 12 | Michigan | Wes Welker | WR | | keeper | 221.0 | 163.0 |
| 27 | 2 | 13 | Blackbeards | Ray Rice | RB | | keeper | 259.0 | 215.0 |
| 28 | 2 | 14 | Bickering Wrens | Antonio Brown | WR | TB | keeper | 112.0 | 1.0 |
| 29 | 3 | 1 | Jimmy ShimTrees | Matt Schaub | QB | | keeper | 340.0 | 101.0 |
| 30 | 3 | 2 | Panthers | Matt Ryan | QB | | | 462.0 | 385.0 |
| 31 | 3 | 3 | Team RamRod | Roddy White | WR | | keeper | 192.0 | 165.0 |
| 32 | 3 | 4 | Skokie Sons-O-Bitches | Julio Jones | WR | | | 210.0 | 101.0 |
| 33 | 3 | 5 | Calabash Shrimp | Aaron Hernandez | TE | | | 91.0 | 71.0 |
| 34 | 3 | 6 | Gamblin' Garz | Darren Sproles | RB | | keeper | 171.0 | 50.0 |
| 35 | 3 | 7 | Coitus | Arian Foster | RB | | keeper | 303.0 | 236.0 |
| 36 | 3 | 8 | South Park Cows | Tony Romo | QB | | keeper | 377.0 | 336.0 |
| 37 | 3 | 9 | Soon to be 14 rings Baird | Andre Johnson | WR | | keeper | 193.0 | 162.0 |
| 38 | 3 | 10 | Lactose Intolerents | Steven Jackson | RB | | keeper | 153.0 | 108.0 |
| 39 | 3 | 11 | One Man Wolfpack | Jordy Nelson | WR | | keeper | 123.0 | 100.0 |
| 40 | 3 | 12 | Michigan | DeSean Jackson | WR | | | 77.0 | 47.0 |
| 41 | 3 | 13 | Blackbeards | Aaron Rodgers | QB | PIT | keeper | 495.0 | 411.0 |
| 42 | 3 | 14 | Bickering Wrens | Antonio Gates | TE | | keeper | 89.0 | 14.0 |
| 43 | 4 | 1 | Jimmy ShimTrees | Larry Fitzgerald | WR | | | 99.0 | 80.0 |
| 44 | 4 | 2 | Panthers | BenJarvus Green-Ellis | RB | | | 149.0 | 138.0 |
| 45 | 4 | 3 | Team RamRod | Reggie Bush | RB | | | 164.0 | 136.0 |
| 46 | 4 | 4 | Skokie Sons-O-Bitches | Hakeem Nicks | WR | | | 82.0 | 61.0 |
| 47 | 4 | 5 | Calabash Shrimp | Greg Jennings | WR | | | 74.0 | 33.0 |
| 48 | 4 | 6 | Gamblin' Garz | Matthew Stafford | QB | LAR | keeper | 353.0 | 64.0 |
| 49 | 4 | 7 | Coitus | Brandon Marshall | WR | | keeper | 210.0 | 206.0 |
| 50 | 4 | 8 | South Park Cows | Demaryius Thomas | WR | | keeper | 200.0 | 173.0 |
| 51 | 4 | 9 | Soon to be 14 rings Baird | Marshawn Lynch | RB | | keeper | 269.0 | 228.0 |
| 52 | 4 | 10 | Lactose Intolerents | Cam Newton | QB | | keeper | 387.0 | 338.0 |
| 53 | 4 | 11 | One Man Wolfpack | Mike Wallace | WR | | keeper | 123.0 | 122.0 |
| 54 | 4 | 12 | Michigan | Dwayne Bowe | WR | | | 91.0 | 87.0 |
| 55 | 4 | 13 | Blackbeards | Stevan Ridley | RB | | | 212.0 | 173.0 |
| 56 | 4 | 14 | Bickering Wrens | Michael Turner | | | keeper | 163.0 | 73.0 |
| 57 | 5 | 1 | Jimmy ShimTrees | Eli Manning | QB | | | 314.0 | 205.0 |
| 58 | 5 | 2 | Panthers | Shonn Greene | RB | | | 160.0 | 45.0 |
| 59 | 5 | 3 | Team RamRod | Fred Davis | TE | | | 30.0 | 15.0 |
| 60 | 5 | 4 | Skokie Sons-O-Bitches | Peyton Manning | QB | | | 450.0 | 391.0 |
| 61 | 5 | 5 | Calabash Shrimp | Robert Griffin III | QB | | | 392.0 | 361.0 |
| 62 | 5 | 6 | Gamblin' Garz | 49ers | DST | SF | | 147.0 | 117.0 |
| 63 | 5 | 7 | Coitus | Willis McGahee | RB | | | 109.0 | 109.0 |
| 64 | 5 | 8 | South Park Cows | Percy Harvin | WR | | | 125.0 | 125.0 |
| 65 | 5 | 9 | Soon to be 14 rings Baird | Mike Vick | QB | | | 188.0 | 146.0 |
| 66 | 5 | 10 | Lactose Intolerents | Jermichael Finley | TE | | | 76.0 | 14.0 |
| 67 | 5 | 11 | One Man Wolfpack | DeAngelo Williams | RB | | | 123.0 | 48.0 |
| 68 | 5 | 12 | Michigan | Donald Brown | RB | | | 55.0 | 41.0 |
| 69 | 5 | 13 | Blackbeards | Eric Decker | WR | | | 185.0 | 158.0 |
| 70 | 5 | 14 | Bickering Wrens | Cedric Benson | | | | 38.0 | 38.0 |
| 71 | 6 | 1 | Jimmy ShimTrees | Marques Colston | WR | | | 166.0 | 128.0 |
| 72 | 6 | 2 | Panthers | Beanie Wells | | | | 49.0 | 25.0 |
| 73 | 6 | 3 | Team RamRod | Reggie Wayne | WR | | | 168.0 | 153.0 |
| 74 | 6 | 4 | Skokie Sons-O-Bitches | Steve Smith | WR | | | 137.0 | 119.0 |
| 75 | 6 | 5 | Calabash Shrimp | Pierre Garcon | WR | | | 88.0 | 44.0 |
| 76 | 6 | 6 | Gamblin' Garz | Jason Witten | TE | | | 115.0 | 15.0 |
| 77 | 6 | 7 | Coitus | Josh Freeman | QB | | | 330.0 | 286.0 |
| 78 | 6 | 8 | South Park Cows | Steve Johnson | WR | | | 131.0 | 86.0 |
| 79 | 6 | 9 | Soon to be 14 rings Baird | Jeremy Maclin | WR | | | 119.0 | 57.0 |
| 80 | 6 | 10 | Lactose Intolerents | Bears | DST | CHI | | 205.0 | 198.0 |
| 81 | 6 | 11 | One Man Wolfpack | Alfred Morris | RB | | | 240.0 | 193.0 |
| 82 | 6 | 12 | Michigan | Peyton Hillis | RB | | | 34.0 | 10.0 |
| 83 | 6 | 13 | Blackbeards | Torrey Smith | WR | | | 161.0 | 37.0 |
| 84 | 6 | 14 | Bickering Wrens | Miles Austin | WR | | | 121.0 | 121.0 |
| 85 | 7 | 1 | Jimmy ShimTrees | Brandon Lloyd | WR | | | 124.0 | 42.0 |
| 86 | 7 | 2 | Panthers | Vincent Jackson | WR | | | 181.0 | 158.0 |
| 87 | 7 | 3 | Team RamRod | Ravens | DST | BAL | | 106.0 | 60.0 |
| 88 | 7 | 4 | Skokie Sons-O-Bitches | Kevin Smith | | | | 30.0 | 7.0 |
| 89 | 7 | 5 | Calabash Shrimp | Packers | DST | GB | | 103.0 | 66.0 |
| 90 | 7 | 6 | Gamblin' Garz | Brandon Pettigrew | TE | | | 65.0 | 24.0 |
| 91 | 7 | 7 | Coitus | Eagles | DST | PHI | | 13.0 | 16.0 |
| 92 | 7 | 8 | South Park Cows | Steelers | DST | PIT | | 116.0 | 49.0 |
| 93 | 7 | 9 | Soon to be 14 rings Baird | Isaac Redman | RB | | | 65.0 | 22.0 |
| 94 | 7 | 10 | Lactose Intolerents | Anquan Boldin | WR | | | 172.0 | 63.0 |
| 95 | 7 | 11 | One Man Wolfpack | Jonathan Stewart | RB | | | 57.0 | 32.0 |
| 96 | 7 | 12 | Michigan | Mark Ingram | RB | | | 86.0 | 61.0 |
| 97 | 7 | 13 | Blackbeards | Andrew Luck | QB | | | 368.0 | 142.0 |
| 98 | 7 | 14 | Bickering Wrens | Jets | DST | NYJ | | 92.0 | 74.0 |
| 99 | 8 | 1 | Jimmy ShimTrees | Justin Blackmon | WR | | | 113.0 | 40.0 |
| 100 | 8 | 2 | Panthers | Owen Daniels | TE | | | 117.0 | 85.0 |
| 101 | 8 | 3 | Team RamRod | LeGarrette Blount | RB | | | 23.0 | 0.0 |
| 102 | 8 | 4 | Skokie Sons-O-Bitches | Tony Gonzalez | TE | | | 159.0 | 83.0 |
| 103 | 8 | 5 | Calabash Shrimp | David Akers | K | | | 155.0 | 104.0 |
| 104 | 8 | 6 | Gamblin' Garz | Jermaine Gresham | TE | | | 94.0 | 0.0 |
| 105 | 8 | 7 | Coitus | Stephen Gostkowski | K | | | 171.0 | 149.0 |
| 106 | 8 | 8 | South Park Cows | Kenny Britt | WR | | | 78.0 | 6.0 |
| 107 | 8 | 9 | Soon to be 14 rings Baird | Titus Young | WR | | | 61.0 | 4.0 |
| 108 | 8 | 10 | Lactose Intolerents | Malcom Floyd | WR | | | 105.0 | 105.0 |
| 109 | 8 | 11 | One Man Wolfpack | Russell Wilson | QB | NYG | | 408.0 | 31.0 |
| 110 | 8 | 12 | Michigan | Lance Moore | WR | | | 137.0 | 79.0 |
| 111 | 8 | 13 | Blackbeards | Texans | DST | HOU | | 133.0 | 118.0 |
| 112 | 8 | 14 | Bickering Wrens | Jacob Tamme | TE | | | 64.0 | 1.0 |
| 113 | 9 | 1 | Jimmy ShimTrees | Rashard Mendenhall | RB | | | 27.0 | 1.0 |
| 114 | 9 | 2 | Panthers | Bills | DST | BUF | | 72.0 | 14.0 |
| 115 | 9 | 3 | Team RamRod | Ben Roethlisberger | QB | | | 300.0 | 229.0 |
| 116 | 9 | 4 | Skokie Sons-O-Bitches | Ben Tate | RB | | | 36.0 | 6.0 |
| 117 | 9 | 5 | Calabash Shrimp | Michael Bush | RB | | | 71.0 | 22.0 |
| 118 | 9 | 6 | Gamblin' Garz | Mason Crosby | K | | | 126.0 | 46.0 |
| 119 | 9 | 7 | Coitus | Ryan Williams | RB | | | 14.0 | 0.0 |
| 120 | 9 | 8 | South Park Cows | Pierre Thomas | RB | | | 90.0 | 20.0 |
| 121 | 9 | 9 | Soon to be 14 rings Baird | Robert Meachem | WR | | | 30.0 | 0.0 |
| 122 | 9 | 10 | Lactose Intolerents | Roy Helu | RB | | | 4.0 | 0.0 |
| 123 | 9 | 11 | One Man Wolfpack | Giants | DST | NYG | | 85.0 | 5.0 |
| 124 | 9 | 12 | Michigan | Brent Celek | TE | | | 65.0 | 8.0 |
| 125 | 9 | 13 | Blackbeards | Toby Gerhart | RB | | | 28.0 | 3.0 |
| 126 | 9 | 14 | Bickering Wrens | David Wilson | RB | | | 137.0 | 21.0 |
| 127 | 10 | 1 | Jimmy ShimTrees | Sidney Rice | WR | | | 120.0 | 48.0 |
| 128 | 10 | 2 | Panthers | Garrett Hartley | K | | | 111.0 | 5.0 |
| 129 | 10 | 3 | Team RamRod | Greg Olsen | TE | | | 107.0 | 36.0 |
| 130 | 10 | 4 | Skokie Sons-O-Bitches | Cowboys | DST | DAL | | 48.0 | 35.0 |
| 131 | 10 | 5 | Calabash Shrimp | Joe Flacco | QB | CIN | | 429.0 | 59.0 |
| 132 | 10 | 6 | Gamblin' Garz | Mikel Leshoure | RB | | | 142.0 | 95.0 |
| 133 | 10 | 7 | Coitus | Sebastian Janikowski | K | | | 118.0 | 6.0 |
| 134 | 10 | 8 | South Park Cows | Rashad Jennings | RB | | | 62.0 | 11.0 |
| 135 | 10 | 9 | Soon to be 14 rings Baird | Ryan Fitzpatrick | QB | | | 281.0 | 50.0 |
| 136 | 10 | 10 | Lactose Intolerents | Santonio Holmes | WR | | | 28.0 | 0.0 |
| 137 | 10 | 11 | One Man Wolfpack | Mike Tolbert | RB | | | 81.0 | 0.0 |
| 138 | 10 | 12 | Michigan | Patriots | DST | NE | | 126.0 | 95.0 |
| 139 | 10 | 13 | Blackbeards | Kendall Hunter | RB | | | 56.0 | 0.0 |
| 140 | 10 | 14 | Bickering Wrens | Dustin Keller | TE | | | 39.0 | 0.0 |
| 141 | 11 | 1 | Jimmy ShimTrees | C.J. Spiller | RB | | | 208.0 | 106.0 |
| 142 | 11 | 2 | Panthers | Jake Locker | QB | | | 167.0 | 0.0 |
| 143 | 11 | 3 | Team RamRod | Dan Bailey | K | | | 124.0 | 21.0 |
| 144 | 11 | 4 | Skokie Sons-O-Bitches | Randy Moss | WR | | | 65.0 | 0.0 |
| 145 | 11 | 5 | Calabash Shrimp | Darrius Heyward-Bey | WR | | | 88.0 | 26.0 |
| 146 | 11 | 6 | Gamblin' Garz | Carson Palmer | QB | | | 298.0 | 55.0 |
| 147 | 11 | 7 | Coitus | Jared Cook | TE | | | 68.0 | 12.0 |
| 148 | 11 | 8 | South Park Cows | Alex Smith | QB | | | 159.0 | 41.0 |
| 149 | 11 | 9 | Soon to be 14 rings Baird | Denarius Moore | WR | | | 112.0 | 64.0 |
| 150 | 11 | 10 | Lactose Intolerents | Andy Dalton | QB | PHI | | 333.0 | 114.0 |
| 151 | 11 | 11 | One Man Wolfpack | Jon Baldwin | WR | | | 34.0 | 0.0 |
| 152 | 11 | 12 | Michigan | Sam Bradford | QB | | | 298.0 | 52.0 |
| 153 | 11 | 13 | Blackbeards | Danny Amendola | WR | | | 87.0 | 27.0 |
| 154 | 11 | 14 | Bickering Wrens | Seahawks | DST | SEA | | 184.0 | 55.0 |
| 155 | 12 | 1 | Jimmy ShimTrees | Evan Royster | RB | | | 33.0 | 0.0 |
| 156 | 12 | 2 | Panthers | Greg Little | WR | | | 82.0 | 2.0 |
| 157 | 12 | 3 | Team RamRod | Kendall Wright | WR | | | 78.0 | 7.0 |
| 158 | 12 | 4 | Skokie Sons-O-Bitches | Christian Ponder | QB | | | 242.0 | 27.0 |
| 159 | 12 | 5 | Calabash Shrimp | Randall Cobb | WR | | | 228.0 | 185.0 |
| 160 | 12 | 6 | Gamblin' Garz | Jason Hanson | | | | 134.0 | 69.0 |
| 161 | 12 | 7 | Coitus | Matt Cassel | QB | | | 103.0 | 32.0 |
| 162 | 12 | 8 | South Park Cows | Michael Crabtree | WR | | | 202.0 | 73.0 |
| 163 | 12 | 9 | Soon to be 14 rings Baird | Brandon LaFell | WR | | | 89.0 | 13.0 |
| 164 | 12 | 10 | Lactose Intolerents | Robbie Gould | K | | | 96.0 | 96.0 |
| 165 | 12 | 11 | One Man Wolfpack | Chris Rainey | RB | | | 68.0 | 8.0 |
| 166 | 12 | 12 | Michigan | Dallas Clark | TE | | | 63.0 | 6.0 |
| 167 | 12 | 13 | Blackbeards | Nate Washington | WR | | | 92.0 | 6.0 |
| 168 | 12 | 14 | Bickering Wrens | Shayne Graham | K | | | 159.0 | 128.0 |
| 169 | 13 | 1 | Jimmy ShimTrees | Lions | DST | DET | | 32.0 | 10.0 |
| 170 | 13 | 2 | Panthers | Mario Manningham | WR | | | 49.0 | 17.0 |
| 171 | 13 | 3 | Team RamRod | Knowshon Moreno | RB | | | 100.0 | 0.0 |
| 172 | 13 | 4 | Skokie Sons-O-Bitches | Ed Dickson | TE | | | 24.0 | 0.0 |
| 173 | 13 | 5 | Calabash Shrimp | Kyle Rudolph | TE | | | 103.0 | 22.0 |
| 174 | 13 | 6 | Gamblin' Garz | Coby Fleener | TE | | | 38.0 | 9.0 |
| 175 | 13 | 7 | Coitus | Bengals | DST | CIN | | 147.0 | 100.0 |
| 176 | 13 | 8 | South Park Cows | Matt Bryant | K | | | 161.0 | 57.0 |
| 177 | 13 | 9 | Soon to be 14 rings Baird | Falcons | DST | ATL | | 86.0 | 59.0 |
| 178 | 13 | 10 | Lactose Intolerents | Ronnie Brown | RB | | | 53.0 | 0.0 |
| 179 | 13 | 11 | One Man Wolfpack | Cardinals | DST | ARI | | 119.0 | 84.0 |
| 180 | 13 | 12 | Michigan | Alex Henery | K | | | 106.0 | 30.0 |
| 181 | 13 | 13 | Blackbeards | Broncos | DST | DEN | | 194.0 | 80.0 |
| 182 | 13 | 14 | Bickering Wrens | Robert Turbin | RB | | | 51.0 | 0.0 |
| 183 | 14 | 1 | Jimmy ShimTrees | Matt Prater | K | BUF | | 138.0 | 12.0 |
| 184 | 14 | 2 | Panthers | Commanders | DST | WAS | | 54.0 | 19.0 |
| 185 | 14 | 3 | Team RamRod | Mike Williams | WR | | | 146.0 | 54.0 |
| 186 | 14 | 4 | Skokie Sons-O-Bitches | Nate Kaeding | | | | 33.0 | 27.0 |
| 187 | 14 | 5 | Calabash Shrimp | Jacquizz Rodgers | RB | | | 119.0 | 15.0 |
| 188 | 14 | 6 | Gamblin' Garz | Heath Miller | TE | | | 125.0 | 25.0 |
| 189 | 14 | 7 | Coitus | Titans | DST | TEN | | 82.0 | 7.0 |
| 190 | 14 | 8 | South Park Cows | Scott Chandler | TE | | | 86.0 | 0.0 |
| 191 | 14 | 9 | Soon to be 14 rings Baird | Lawrence Tynes | | | | 145.0 | 109.0 |
| 192 | 14 | 10 | Lactose Intolerents | Alshon Jeffery | WR | | | 51.0 | 0.0 |
| 193 | 14 | 11 | One Man Wolfpack | Stephen Hauschka | K | | | 128.0 | 52.0 |
| 194 | 14 | 12 | Michigan | Brandon Weeden | QB | | | 216.0 | 25.0 |
| 195 | 14 | 13 | Blackbeards | Rob Bironas | | | | 110.0 | 11.0 |
| 196 | 14 | 14 | Bickering Wrens | Chiefs | DST | KC | | 20.0 | -1.0 |