Damn Yankees at Patagonian Toothfish

Damn YankeesBob Nemenz
35–76
Patagonian ToothfishChuck Gouge
Patagonian Toothfish by 4137% margin

2002 · week 7 · regular season · CBS

Starters
1avg 12.85QB13avg 12.83
statvaluepts perpoints
completions11does not score—
attempts14does not score—
passing yards891 point per 50 yards, floored+1
carries1does not score—
fumbles1does not score—
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-12does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
completions16does not score—
attempts22does not score—
passing yards1781 point per 50 yards, floored+3
carries6does not score—
rushing yards91counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1071 point per 25 yards, floored+4
rushing TD16+6
receiving yards16counted in rushing + receiving yards 
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-8does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std13
2avg 2.15RB17avg 6.62
statvaluepts perpoints
carries12does not score—
rushing yards49counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards641 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets7does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards15counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
carries14does not score—
rushing yards87counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1301 point per 25 yards, floored+5
rushing TD26+12
targets6does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards43counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std17
0avg 5.62RB10avg 5.62
statvaluepts perpoints
carries12does not score—
rushing yards56counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards561 point per 25 yards, floored+2
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
carries21does not score—
rushing yards70counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1021 point per 25 yards, floored+4
rushing TD16+6
targets4does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards32counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std10
3avg 7.77WR15avg 8.85
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards761 point per 25 yards, floored+3
targets12does not score—
receptions8does not score—
receiving yards76counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards8counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards841 point per 25 yards, floored+3
targets8does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards76counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD26+12
Total2002-2009 cbs-std15
1avg 5.69WR4avg 2.88
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards441 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets6does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards44counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1101 point per 25 yards, floored+4
targets13does not score—
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards110counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4
0avg 5.2WR0avg 4.08

Did not play.

Did not play.

12avg 8.54K11avg 7.54
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals33+9
FG attempts3does not score—
longest FG41does not score—
extra points31+3
XP attempts3does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
FG made 30-391does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3017does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std12
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals33+9
FG attempts3does not score—
longest FG46does not score—
extra points21+2
XP attempts2does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
FG made 40-492does not score—
FG yards beyond 3030does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std11
16avg 12.08DEF5avg 8.62
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards83does not score—
punt return yards61does not score—
sacks61+6
interceptions12+2
fumble recoveries12+2
points allowed1010 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
points allowed (DST)4does not score—
yards allowed207207 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std16
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards144does not score—
punt return yards27does not score—
sacks51+5
points allowed2323 allowed sits in a band worth 00
points allowed (DST)17does not score—
yards allowed294294 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5

Damn Yankees: reconstructed from 17 legal lineups that sum to 35. 1 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Patagonian Toothfish: no legal lineup sums to 76, so these eight are a BEST-EFFORT guess - the closest legal lineup drawn from the reconstructed roster, 1 point under the recorded score. A player who really started is missing from the roster, so treat the names as unproven rather than reconstructed.

Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 50 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–6+4
  • 7–12+3
  • 13–17+2
  • 18–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–33-3
  • 34+-4

Yards allowed

  • 0–189+4
  • 190–229+3
  • 230–279+2
  • 280–3190
  • 320–359-2
  • 360–399-3
  • 400+-4

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: quoted · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
5avg 7BN0avg 9
statvaluepts perpoints
completions23does not score—
attempts46does not score—
passing yards2321 point per 50 yards, floored+4
carries4does not score—
rushing yards46counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards461 point per 25 yards, floored+1
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-4does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5

Did not play.

5avg 5BN3avg 4.69
statvaluepts perpoints
carries26does not score—
rushing yards92counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards971 point per 25 yards, floored+3
rushing TD16+6
targets4does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards5counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles3does not score—
fumbles lost2-2-4
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5
statvaluepts perpoints
carries22does not score—
rushing yards82counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards821 point per 25 yards, floored+3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
1avg 4.82BN0avg 4.45
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards321 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets7does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards32counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
carries6does not score—
rushing yards28counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards711 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets3does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards43counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
0avg 4.08BN2avg 4.62

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards631 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets11does not score—
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards63counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
0avg 2.62BN0avg 2.08
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards221 point per 25 yards, floored0
targets4does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards22counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards151 point per 25 yards, floored0
targets5does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards15counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
4avg 6.46BN
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals13+3
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG41does not score—
extra points11+1
XP attempts1does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3011does not score—
FG missed1does not score—
FG missed 40-491does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4
2avg 5.31BN
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards86does not score—
punt return yards10does not score—
sacks31+3
interceptions12+2
points allowed2121 allowed sits in a band worth 00
points allowed (DST)21does not score—
yards allowed390390 allowed sits in a band worth -3-3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2

Following each team

Damn Yankees ← wk 6 wk 8 → Patagonian Toothfish ← wk 6 wk 8 →

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