The Bickering Wrens at Patagonian Toothfish

The Bickering WrensMike Pugh
55–32
Patagonian ToothfishChuck Gouge
The Bickering Wrens by 2326.4% margin

2002 · week 9 · regular season · CBS

Starters
23avg 14.46QB0avg 12.83
statvaluepts perpoints
completions22does not score—
attempts26does not score—
passing yards2651 point per 50 yards, floored+5
passing TD36+18
carries1does not score—
rushing yards-1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards-11 point per 25 yards, floored0
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-2does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std23
statvaluepts perpoints
completions12does not score—
attempts24does not score—
passing yards1361 point per 50 yards, floored+2
interception1-2-2
carries7does not score—
rushing yards-5counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards-51 point per 25 yards, floored0
fumbles2does not score—
sacked3does not score—
sack yards-21does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
8avg 11.31RB8avg 5.62
statvaluepts perpoints
carries12does not score—
rushing yards60counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards731 point per 25 yards, floored+2
rushing TD16+6
targets2does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards13counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
statvaluepts perpoints
carries13does not score—
rushing yards37counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards711 point per 25 yards, floored+2
rushing TD16+6
targets5does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards34counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
3avg 6.33RB-1avg 6.62
statvaluepts perpoints
carries19does not score—
rushing yards50counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards911 point per 25 yards, floored+3
targets6does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards41counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
carries18does not score—
rushing yards36counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards481 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets5does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards12counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std-1
6avg 3.38WR10avg 4.62
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards71 point per 25 yards, floored0
targets5does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards7counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std6
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1231 point per 25 yards, floored+4
targets15does not score—
receptions10does not score—
receiving yards123counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std10
2avg 4.15WR9avg 8.85
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards531 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets10does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards53counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards8counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards871 point per 25 yards, floored+3
targets15does not score—
receptions9does not score—
receiving yards79counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
1avg 6WR0avg 2.08
statvaluepts perpoints
attempts1does not score—
rushing + receiving yards371 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets8does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards37counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards241 point per 25 yards, floored0
targets6does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards24counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
8avg 7.77K1avg 7.54
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals13+3
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG36does not score—
extra points51+5
XP attempts5does not score—
FG made 30-391does not score—
FG yards beyond 306does not score—
FG missed1does not score—
FG missed 40-491does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
statvaluepts perpoints
FG attempts3does not score—
extra points11+1
XP attempts1does not score—
FG missed3does not score—
FG missed 20-291does not score—
FG missed 40-491does not score—
FG missed 50-591does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
4avg 14.54DEF5avg 8.62
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards43does not score—
sacks31+3
interceptions22+4
fumble recoveries12+2
points allowed2424 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
points allowed (DST)24does not score—
yards allowed387387 allowed sits in a band worth -3-3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards107does not score—
punt return yards5does not score—
sacks31+3
interceptions12+2
points allowed2424 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
points allowed (DST)18does not score—
yards allowed270270 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5

The Bickering Wrens: reconstructed from 2 legal lineups that sum to 55. 7 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Patagonian Toothfish: reconstructed from 4 legal lineups that sum to 32. 3 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 50 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–6+4
  • 7–12+3
  • 13–17+2
  • 18–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–33-3
  • 34+-4

Yards allowed

  • 0–189+4
  • 190–229+3
  • 230–279+2
  • 280–3190
  • 320–359-2
  • 360–399-3
  • 400+-4

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: quoted · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
18avg 13.31BN9avg 8.64
statvaluepts perpoints
completions25does not score—
attempts36does not score—
passing yards2821 point per 50 yards, floored+5
passing TD26+12
carries10does not score—
rushing yards46counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards461 point per 25 yards, floored+1
Total2002-2009 cbs-std18
statvaluepts perpoints
completions15does not score—
attempts24does not score—
passing yards1811 point per 50 yards, floored+3
passing TD26+12
interception2-2-4
carries3does not score—
rushing yards2counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards21 point per 25 yards, floored0
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked4does not score—
sack yards-24does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
12avg 18.6BN2avg 9
statvaluepts perpoints
completions20does not score—
attempts29does not score—
passing yards2451 point per 50 yards, floored+4
passing TD26+12
interception2-2-4
carries2does not score—
rushing yards-4counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards-41 point per 25 yards, floored0
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-22does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std12
statvaluepts perpoints
completions19does not score—
attempts36does not score—
passing yards2051 point per 50 yards, floored+4
carries1does not score—
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked3does not score—
sack yards-19does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
0avg 8.23BN18avg 7.38

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
carries7does not score—
rushing yards43counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards671 point per 25 yards, floored+2
rushing TD26+12
targets5does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards24counted in rushing + receiving yards 
kick returns4does not score—
kick return yards811 point per 20 yards, floored+4
Total2002-2009 cbs-std18
0avg 6.82BN2avg 6

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
carries19does not score—
rushing yards39counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards581 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets5does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards19counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
2avg 2.42BN2avg 4.45
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards551 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets9does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards55counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
carries15does not score—
rushing yards60counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards601 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
0avg 3.8BN0avg 2.88

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards141 point per 25 yards, floored0
targets6does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards14counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
2avg 6.69BN
statvaluepts perpoints
extra points21+2
XP attempts3does not score—
XP missed1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
0avg 5.69BN

Did not play.

Following each team

The Bickering Wrens ← wk 8 wk 10 → Patagonian Toothfish ← wk 8 wk 10 →

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