Slackers at Bickering Wrens

SlackersRay Barlow
67–50
Bickering WrensMike Pugh
Slackers by 1714.6% margin

2003 · week 11 · regular season · CBS

Starters
12avg 16QB12avg 11.58
statvaluepts perpoints
completions27does not score—
attempts49does not score—
passing yards3961 point per 50 yards, floored+7
passing TD16+6
interception3-2-6
passing 2-pt12+2
carries7does not score—
rushing yards42counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards421 point per 25 yards, floored+1
rushing TD16+6
fumbles3does not score—
fumbles lost2-2-4
sacked3does not score—
sack yards-23does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std12
statvaluepts perpoints
completions29does not score—
attempts46does not score—
passing yards2401 point per 50 yards, floored+4
passing TD26+12
interception2-2-4
sacked4does not score—
sack yards-32does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std12
24avg 9.4RB7avg 6
statvaluepts perpoints
carries36does not score—
rushing yards127counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1601 point per 25 yards, floored+6
rushing TD36+18
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards33counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std24
statvaluepts perpoints
carries22does not score—
rushing yards165counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1771 point per 25 yards, floored+7
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards12counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
0avg 3.92RB1avg 2.31

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
carries5does not score—
rushing yards-2counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards351 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards37counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
1avg 1.63WR3avg 6.31
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards491 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards49counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards6counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards921 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards86counted in rushing + receiving yards 
punt returns1does not score—
punt return yards-11 point per 10 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
0avg 5.55WR2avg 6.23
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards141 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards14counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards561 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards56counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
0avg 2.8WR2avg 4.23

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards541 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions9does not score—
receiving yards54counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
11avg 6.08K6avg 8.92
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals33+9
FG attempts3does not score—
longest FG36does not score—
extra points21+2
XP attempts2does not score—
FG made 20-292does not score—
FG made 30-391does not score—
FG yards beyond 306does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std11
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG45does not score—
FG made 30-391does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3024does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std6
11avg 11DEF17avg 4.31
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards14does not score—
punt return yards40does not score—
sacks11+1
interceptions32+6
points allowed00 allowed sits in a band worth 4+4
points allowed (DST)0does not score—
yards allowed291291 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2002-2009 cbs-std11
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards94does not score—
punt return yards45does not score—
sacks71+7
interceptions22+4
fumble recoveries22+4
defensive TD16+6
points allowed2323 allowed sits in a band worth 00
points allowed (DST)23does not score—
yards allowed403403 allowed sits in a band worth -4-4
Total2002-2009 cbs-std17

Slackers: no legal lineup sums to 67, so these eight are a BEST-EFFORT guess - the closest legal lineup drawn from the reconstructed roster, 8 points under the recorded score. A player who really started is missing from the roster, so treat the names as unproven rather than reconstructed.

Bickering Wrens: reconstructed from 18 legal lineups that sum to 50. 0 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 50 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–6+4
  • 7–12+3
  • 13–17+2
  • 18–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–33-3
  • 34+-4

Yards allowed

  • 0–189+4
  • 190–229+3
  • 230–279+2
  • 280–3190
  • 320–359-2
  • 360–399-3
  • 400+-4

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: quoted · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
9avg 7.46BN1avg 6
statvaluepts perpoints
completions25does not score—
attempts44does not score—
passing yards2681 point per 50 yards, floored+5
passing TD16+6
interception1-2-2
carries1does not score—
rushing yards-3counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards-31 point per 25 yards, floored0
sacked3does not score—
sack yards-16does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
completions15does not score—
attempts26does not score—
passing yards1841 point per 50 yards, floored+3
carries1does not score—
rushing yards2counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards21 point per 25 yards, floored0
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked4does not score—
sack yards-31does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
0avg 2BN14avg 2.73
statvaluepts perpoints
carries9does not score—
rushing yards23counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards511 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards28counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
carries19does not score—
rushing yards45counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards531 point per 25 yards, floored+2
rushing TD26+12
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards8counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std14
0avg 3.85BN0avg 1.33
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards181 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards18counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
carries3does not score—
rushing yards11counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards211 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards10counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
0avg 4.33BN18avg 4.38

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards841 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions10does not score—
receiving yards84counted in rushing + receiving yards 
punt returns3does not score—
punt return yards931 point per 10 yards, floored+9
special-teams TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std18
0avg 2.2BN5avg 4.46
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards51 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards5counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1411 point per 25 yards, floored+5
receptions9does not score—
receiving yards141counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5
7avg 10.85BN3avg 6.54
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards40does not score—
punt return yards47does not score—
sacks11+1
interceptions22+4
points allowed2121 allowed sits in a band worth 00
points allowed (DST)21does not score—
yards allowed241241 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
FG attempts1does not score—
extra points31+3
XP attempts3does not score—
FG missed1does not score—
FG missed 30-391does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
7avg 11.62BN9avg 8.46
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards73does not score—
interceptions12+2
points allowed99 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
points allowed (DST)9does not score—
yards allowed267267 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards80does not score—
punt return yards8does not score—
sacks21+2
fumble recoveries12+2
blocked PAT100
points allowed1212 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
points allowed (DST)12does not score—
yards allowed268268 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
BN-4avg 8.77
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards67does not score—
punt return yards63does not score—
sacks21+2
points allowed2424 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
points allowed (DST)24does not score—
yards allowed422422 allowed sits in a band worth -4-4
Total2002-2009 cbs-std-4

Following each team

Slackers ← wk 10 wk 12 → Bickering Wrens ← wk 10 wk 12 →

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