Bickering Wrens at Damn Yankees

Bickering WrensMike Pugh
56–48
Damn YankeesBob Nemenz
Bickering Wrens by 87.6% margin

2003 · week 9 · regular season · CBS

Starters
7avg 11.58QB21avg 9.23
statvaluepts perpoints
completions26does not score—
attempts42does not score—
passing yards3781 point per 50 yards, floored+7
passing TD16+6
interception2-2-4
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked5does not score—
sack yards-47does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
completions20does not score—
attempts35does not score—
passing yards3501 point per 50 yards, floored+7
passing TD36+18
interception1-2-2
carries2does not score—
rushing yards-1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards-11 point per 25 yards, floored0
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std21
7avg 3.69RB6avg 7.92
statvaluepts perpoints
carries16does not score—
rushing yards48counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards971 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards49counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
carries30does not score—
rushing yards153counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1531 point per 25 yards, floored+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std6
6avg 4RB0avg 4.54
statvaluepts perpoints
kick returns7does not score—
kick return yards1361 point per 20 yards, floored+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std6

Did not play.

9avg 6.23WR2avg 1.67
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards851 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards85counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards45counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards711 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards26counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
7avg 4.27WR1avg 1.92
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards141 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards14counted in rushing + receiving yards 
punt returns5does not score—
punt return yards771 point per 10 yards, floored+7
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards491 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards49counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
3avg 4.23WR0avg 7.31
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards931 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards93counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3

Did not play.

8avg 6.54K7avg 6.38
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG38does not score—
extra points21+2
XP attempts2does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
FG made 30-391does not score—
FG yards beyond 308does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts3does not score—
longest FG55does not score—
extra points11+1
XP attempts1does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
FG made 50-591does not score—
FG yards beyond 3025does not score—
FG missed1does not score—
FG missed 50-591does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
9avg 8.46DEF11avg 6.69
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards55does not score—
punt return yards77does not score—
sacks41+4
blocked PAT100
points allowed1414 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)14does not score—
yards allowed213213 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards55does not score—
punt return yards25does not score—
sacks31+3
interceptions12+2
fumble recoveries12+2
points allowed1616 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)16does not score—
yards allowed278278 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std11

Bickering Wrens: reconstructed from 2 legal lineups that sum to 56. 7 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Damn Yankees: reconstructed from 12 legal lineups that sum to 48. 6 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 50 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–6+4
  • 7–12+3
  • 13–17+2
  • 18–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–33-3
  • 34+-4

Yards allowed

  • 0–189+4
  • 190–229+3
  • 230–279+2
  • 280–3190
  • 320–359-2
  • 360–399-3
  • 400+-4

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: quoted · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
0avg 6BN0avg 0.73

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
carries3does not score—
rushing yards13counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards171 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards4counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
4avg 4.46BN0avg 6.6
statvaluepts perpoints
carries21does not score—
rushing yards77counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1091 point per 25 yards, floored+4
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards32counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4

Did not play.

0avg 3BN0avg 2

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards221 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards22counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
3avg 2.54BN0avg 3.63
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards841 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards84counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3

Did not play.

0avg 2.23BN0avg 5.31

Did not play.

Did not play.

6avg 3.85BN7avg 3.38
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards50does not score—
punt return yards15does not score—
sacks21+2
fumble recoveries12+2
points allowed1717 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)17does not score—
yards allowed304304 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2002-2009 cbs-std6
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards89does not score—
punt return yards6does not score—
interceptions12+2
fumble recoveries12+2
points allowed2323 allowed sits in a band worth 00
points allowed (DST)23does not score—
yards allowed229229 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
0avg 8.77BN

Did not play.

-2avg 4.31BN
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards101does not score—
punt return yards81does not score—
sacks21+2
blocked FG100
points allowed2323 allowed sits in a band worth 00
points allowed (DST)23does not score—
yards allowed430430 allowed sits in a band worth -4-4
Total2002-2009 cbs-std-2

Following each team

Bickering Wrens ← wk 8 wk 10 → Damn Yankees ← wk 8 wk 10 →

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