Bickering Wrens at Patagonian Toothfish

Bickering WrensMike Pugh
71–36
Patagonian ToothfishChuck Gouge
Bickering Wrens by 3532.8% margin

2004 · week 3 · regular season · CBS

Starters
17avg 11.42QB10avg 11.64
statvaluepts perpoints
completions21does not score—
attempts30does not score—
passing yards2541 point per 50 yards, floored+5
passing TD26+12
carries1does not score—
rushing yards-1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards-11 point per 25 yards, floored0
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-6does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std17
statvaluepts perpoints
completions14does not score—
attempts20does not score—
passing yards1241 point per 50 yards, floored+2
passing TD16+6
passing 2-pt12+2
carries3does not score—
rushing yards5counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards51 point per 25 yards, floored0
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-7does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std10
9avg 4.38RB12avg 9.62
statvaluepts perpoints
carries17does not score—
rushing yards81counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards921 point per 25 yards, floored+3
rushing TD16+6
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards11counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
carries23does not score—
rushing yards106counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1541 point per 25 yards, floored+6
rushing TD16+6
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards48counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std12
3avg 5.54RB5avg 7
statvaluepts perpoints
carries20does not score—
rushing yards117counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1371 point per 25 yards, floored+5
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards20counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles2does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
carries23does not score—
rushing yards94counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1311 point per 25 yards, floored+5
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards37counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5
13avg 7.46WR5avg 1.62
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1841 point per 25 yards, floored+7
receptions11does not score—
receiving yards184counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std13
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1261 point per 25 yards, floored+5
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards126counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5
2avg 7.42WR1avg 4.46
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards551 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards55counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles2does not score—
kick returns1does not score—
kick return yards-81 point per 20 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards351 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards35counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
2avg 6.69WR0avg 3.33
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards711 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards71counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2

Did not play.

5avg 7.69K7avg 7.54
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals13+3
FG attempts1does not score—
longest FG21does not score—
extra points21+2
XP attempts2does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals13+3
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG38does not score—
extra points41+4
XP attempts4does not score—
FG made 30-391does not score—
FG yards beyond 308does not score—
FG missed1does not score—
FG missed 50-591does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
20avg 9.69DEF-4avg 2.54
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards62does not score—
punt return yards28does not score—
sacks61+6
fumble recoveries42+8
points allowed33 allowed sits in a band worth 4+4
points allowed (DST)3does not score—
yards allowed240240 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std20
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards178does not score—
sacks21+2
points allowed2828 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
points allowed (DST)28does not score—
yards allowed462462 allowed sits in a band worth -4-4
Total2002-2009 cbs-std-4

Bickering Wrens: reconstructed from 21 legal lineups that sum to 71. 2 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Patagonian Toothfish: reconstructed from 21 legal lineups that sum to 36. 1 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 50 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–6+4
  • 7–12+3
  • 13–17+2
  • 18–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–33-3
  • 34+-4

Yards allowed

  • 0–189+4
  • 190–229+3
  • 230–279+2
  • 280–3190
  • 320–359-2
  • 360–399-3
  • 400+-4

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: quoted · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
10avg 7.92BN0avg 9.1
statvaluepts perpoints
completions14does not score—
attempts29does not score—
passing yards2141 point per 50 yards, floored+4
passing TD16+6
carries1does not score—
rushing yards-1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards-11 point per 25 yards, floored0
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-3does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std10

Did not play.

11avg 2.64BN4avg 3.44
statvaluepts perpoints
carries18does not score—
rushing yards106counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1261 point per 25 yards, floored+5
rushing TD16+6
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards20counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std11
statvaluepts perpoints
carries5does not score—
rushing yards24counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards241 point per 25 yards, floored0
kick returns4does not score—
kick return yards911 point per 20 yards, floored+4
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4
0avg 10.23BN1avg 4.83
statvaluepts perpoints
completions1does not score—
attempts1does not score—
passing yards381 point per 50 yards, floored0
carries22does not score—
rushing yards60counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards701 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards10counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-9does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
carries10does not score—
rushing yards22counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards361 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards14counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
0avg 1.33BN0avg 3.22
statvaluepts perpoints
carries4does not score—
rushing yards10counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards101 point per 25 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards3counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards151 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards12counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
9avg 6.23BN1avg 4.54
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards751 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards75counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards341 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards34counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
0avg 1.8BN10avg 5
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards61 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards6counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards50does not score—
punt return yards16does not score—
sacks31+3
interceptions12+2
points allowed1212 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
points allowed (DST)12does not score—
yards allowed249249 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std10
0avg 4BN7avg -0.54
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards231 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards23counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards145does not score—
punt return yards4does not score—
sacks21+2
interceptions12+2
defensive TD16+6
points allowed2020 allowed sits in a band worth 00
points allowed (DST)20does not score—
yards allowed389389 allowed sits in a band worth -3-3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
2avg 3.17BN
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards741 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards74counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
2avg 3.77BN
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards511 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards51counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
0avg 10.08BN

Did not play.

Following each team

Bickering Wrens ← wk 2 wk 4 → Patagonian Toothfish ← wk 2 wk 4 →

Also in 2004 week 3