Human Tornados at BallBreakers

Human TornadosChuck Gouge
43–34
BallBreakersBill Nemenz
Human Tornados by 911.6% margin

2006 · week 1 · regular season · CBS

Starters
-1avg 8.75QB4avg 9.33
statvaluepts perpoints
completions21does not score—
attempts39does not score—
passing yards1861 point per 50 yards, floored+3
interception1-2-2
fumbles2does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked4does not score—
sack yards-36does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std-1
statvaluepts perpoints
completions16does not score—
attempts33does not score—
passing yards2461 point per 50 yards, floored+4
passing TD16+6
interception3-2-6
carries2does not score—
rushing yards3counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards31 point per 25 yards, floored0
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-11does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4
14avg 5.45RB5avg 4.92
statvaluepts perpoints
carries15does not score—
rushing yards30counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards621 point per 25 yards, floored+2
rushing TD26+12
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards32counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std14
statvaluepts perpoints
carries29does not score—
rushing yards132counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1421 point per 25 yards, floored+5
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards10counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5
6avg 5.08RB3avg 6.33
statvaluepts perpoints
carries18does not score—
rushing yards110counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1711 point per 25 yards, floored+6
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards61counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std6
statvaluepts perpoints
carries16does not score—
rushing yards73counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards951 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards22counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
4avg 5.58WR9avg 6.09
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1011 point per 25 yards, floored+4
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards101counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards801 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards80counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
0avg 3.33WR3avg 5.5
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards9counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards231 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards14counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards961 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards96counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
0avg 3.17WR0avg 7.8
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards-8counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards101 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards18counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0

Did not play.

3avg 6.42K9avg 7
statvaluepts perpoints
FG attempts1does not score—
extra points31+3
XP attempts3does not score—
FG missed1does not score—
FG missed 40-491does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG42does not score—
extra points31+3
XP attempts3does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3012does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
17avg 7.33DEF1avg 9.17
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards75does not score—
punt return yards5does not score—
sacks31+3
interceptions22+4
defensive TD16+6
points allowed1717 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)17does not score—
yards allowed278278 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std17
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards74does not score—
punt return yards79does not score—
sacks31+3
fumble recoveries12+2
points allowed2828 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
points allowed (DST)22does not score—
yards allowed339339 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1

Human Tornados: reconstructed from 16 legal lineups that sum to 43. 3 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

BallBreakers: reconstructed from 3 legal lineups that sum to 34. 4 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 50 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–6+4
  • 7–12+3
  • 13–17+2
  • 18–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–33-3
  • 34+-4

Yards allowed

  • 0–189+4
  • 190–229+3
  • 230–279+2
  • 280–3190
  • 320–359-2
  • 360–399-3
  • 400+-4

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: quoted · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
3avg 8.11BN-4avg 2.67
statvaluepts perpoints
completions17does not score—
attempts28does not score—
passing yards1631 point per 50 yards, floored+3
carries2does not score—
rushing yards7counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards71 point per 25 yards, floored0
fumbles1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
completions17does not score—
attempts29does not score—
passing yards1331 point per 50 yards, floored+2
interception3-2-6
carries1does not score—
rushing yards3counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards31 point per 25 yards, floored0
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-20does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std-4
3avg 3.5BN7avg 3.58
statvaluepts perpoints
carries8does not score—
rushing yards22counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards531 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards31counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
kick returns1does not score—
kick return yards271 point per 20 yards, floored+1
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
carries16does not score—
rushing yards29counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards431 point per 25 yards, floored+1
rushing TD16+6
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards14counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
2avg 0.75BN7avg 4.09
statvaluepts perpoints
carries16does not score—
rushing yards64counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards681 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards4counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
carries11does not score—
rushing yards35counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards351 point per 25 yards, floored+1
rushing TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
—BN2avg 1.92

Nothing is recorded for him this week, and we could not match him to the box-score feed — so this is not evidence that he sat.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards581 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards58counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
0avg 0.45BN0avg 1.17

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards241 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards24counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
0avg 0.4BN0avg 4.5
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards51 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards5counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0

Did not play.

Following each team

Human Tornados ← — wk 2 → BallBreakers ← — wk 2 →

Also in 2006 week 1