Monsters of the Midway at Slack Attack

Monsters of the MidwayBruce Stewart & Keith Stewart
34–70
Slack AttackRay Barlow
Slack Attack by 3634.6% margin

2006 · week 9 · regular season · CBS

Starters
0avg 15.8QB16avg 9.88

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
completions16does not score—
attempts32does not score—
passing yards1371 point per 50 yards, floored+2
passing TD36+18
interception2-2-4
carries4does not score—
rushing yards2counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards21 point per 25 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std16
9avg 7RB7avg 6.92
statvaluepts perpoints
carries18does not score—
rushing yards77counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards791 point per 25 yards, floored+3
rushing TD16+6
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards2counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
carries15does not score—
rushing yards32counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards441 point per 25 yards, floored+1
rushing TD16+6
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards12counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
1avg 3.82RB3avg 5.08
statvaluepts perpoints
carries8does not score—
rushing yards34counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards341 point per 25 yards, floored+1
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
carries13does not score—
rushing yards79counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards791 point per 25 yards, floored+3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
0avg 3.73WR26avg 6.42
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards101 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards10counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards72counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards2061 point per 25 yards, floored+8
rushing TD16+6
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards134counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD26+12
Total2002-2009 cbs-std26
14avg 5.18TE0avg 5.88
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards631 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards63counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD26+12
Total2002-2009 cbs-std14

Did not play.

0avg 4.83TE3avg 3.42
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards221 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards22counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards781 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions11does not score—
receiving yards78counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
7avg 9.33K7avg 7.5
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG38does not score—
extra points11+1
XP attempts1does not score—
FG made 30-392does not score—
FG yards beyond 3016does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals13+3
FG attempts1does not score—
longest FG46does not score—
extra points41+4
XP attempts4does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3016does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
3avg 9.08DEF8avg 5.92
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards156does not score—
sacks31+3
interceptions12+2
fumble recoveries12+2
points allowed2727 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
points allowed (DST)27does not score—
yards allowed354354 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards61does not score—
sacks11+1
fumble recoveries12+2
points allowed1010 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
points allowed (DST)10does not score—
yards allowed251251 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8

Monsters of the Midway: reconstructed from 19 legal lineups that sum to 34. 2 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Slack Attack: reconstructed from 3 legal lineups that sum to 70. 5 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 50 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–6+4
  • 7–12+3
  • 13–17+2
  • 18–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–33-3
  • 34+-4

Yards allowed

  • 0–189+4
  • 190–229+3
  • 230–279+2
  • 280–3190
  • 320–359-2
  • 360–399-3
  • 400+-4

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: quoted · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
22avg 7.36BN8avg 7.08
statvaluepts perpoints
completions16does not score—
attempts27does not score—
passing yards2271 point per 50 yards, floored+4
passing TD36+18
carries2does not score—
rushing yards6counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards61 point per 25 yards, floored0
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-6does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std22
statvaluepts perpoints
completions8does not score—
attempts15does not score—
passing yards1021 point per 50 yards, floored+2
passing TD16+6
carries3does not score—
rushing yards2counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards21 point per 25 yards, floored0
sacked5does not score—
sack yards-38does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
0avg 8.11BN0avg 7.67

Did not play.

Did not play.

1avg 0.8BN9avg 8.38
statvaluepts perpoints
carries7does not score—
rushing yards25counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards261 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
carries23does not score—
rushing yards84counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards931 point per 25 yards, floored+3
rushing TD16+6
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards9counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
0avg 4.22BN0avg 5.33

Did not play.

Did not play.

8avg 3.83BN2avg 3.45
statvaluepts perpoints
carries2does not score—
rushing yards13counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards741 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards61counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards691 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards69counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
0avg 4.8BN0avg 1.25

Did not play.

Did not play.

BN1avg 1.42
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards78does not score—
punt return yards50does not score—
sacks21+2
safeties12+2
blocked FG100
points allowed1919 allowed sits in a band worth 00
points allowed (DST)19does not score—
yards allowed378378 allowed sits in a band worth -3-3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1

Following each team

Monsters of the Midway ← wk 8 wk 10 → Slack Attack ← wk 8 wk 10 →

Also in 2006 week 9