Human Tornados at Damn Yankees

Human TornadosChuck Gouge
26–60
Damn YankeesBob Nemenz
Damn Yankees by 3439.6% margin

2007 · week 8 · regular season · CBS

Starters
12avg 10.1QB17avg 15.58
statvaluepts perpoints
completions23does not score—
attempts36does not score—
passing yards3331 point per 50 yards, floored+6
passing TD16+6
carries3does not score—
rushing yards13counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards131 point per 25 yards, floored0
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-10does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std12
statvaluepts perpoints
completions14does not score—
attempts30does not score—
passing yards2551 point per 50 yards, floored+5
passing TD26+12
fumbles1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std17
4avg 3.67RB8avg 3.92
statvaluepts perpoints
carries14does not score—
rushing yards75counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1121 point per 25 yards, floored+4
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards37counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4
statvaluepts perpoints
carries19does not score—
rushing yards62counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards671 point per 25 yards, floored+2
rushing TD16+6
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards5counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
0avg 5.33RB0avg 5.88

Did not play.

Did not play.

5avg 10.25WR19avg 5.25
statvaluepts perpoints
carries2does not score—
rushing yards-6counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards131 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards19counted in rushing + receiving yards 
kick returns1does not score—
kick return yards201 point per 20 yards, floored+1
punt returns2does not score—
punt return yards441 point per 10 yards, floored+4
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards851 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions8does not score—
receiving yards85counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD36+18
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std19
0avg 9.2WR2avg 6.17

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards511 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards51counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
0avg 4.25WR0avg 4.14

Did not play.

Did not play.

1avg 7.75K7avg 7.75
statvaluepts perpoints
FG attempts1does not score—
extra points11+1
XP attempts1does not score—
FG missed1does not score—
FG missed 40-491does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals13+3
FG attempts1does not score—
longest FG20does not score—
extra points41+4
XP attempts4does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
4avg 10.75DEF2avg 8.25
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards71does not score—
punt return yards3does not score—
fumble recoveries12+2
points allowed1313 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)13does not score—
yards allowed296296 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards87does not score—
punt return yards46does not score—
sacks11+1
points allowed2424 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
points allowed (DST)18does not score—
yards allowed219219 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2

Human Tornados: reconstructed from 20 legal lineups that sum to 26. 2 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Damn Yankees: no legal lineup sums to 60, so these eight are a BEST-EFFORT guess - the closest legal lineup drawn from the reconstructed roster, 5 points under the recorded score. A player who really started is missing from the roster, so treat the names as unproven rather than reconstructed.

Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 50 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–6+4
  • 7–12+3
  • 13–17+2
  • 18–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–33-3
  • 34+-4

Yards allowed

  • 0–189+4
  • 190–229+3
  • 230–279+2
  • 280–3190
  • 320–359-2
  • 360–399-3
  • 400+-4

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: quoted · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
-3avg 6.27BN0avg 3.58
statvaluepts perpoints
completions11does not score—
attempts18does not score—
passing yards771 point per 50 yards, floored+1
interception2-2-4
Total2002-2009 cbs-std-3

Did not play.

2avg 4.91BN0avg 3.8
statvaluepts perpoints
carries19does not score—
rushing yards88counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1141 point per 25 yards, floored+4
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards26counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles2does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2

Did not play.

2avg 3.58BN0avg 2.58
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards711 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards71counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards231 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards23counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
0avg 4.42BN0avg 6.33

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards141 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards14counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
0avg 2.67BN-4avg 5.83
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards111 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards11counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards89does not score—
fumble recoveries12+2
points allowed3131 allowed sits in a band worth -3-3
points allowed (DST)31does not score—
yards allowed395395 allowed sits in a band worth -3-3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std-4
0avg 6.42BN—

Did not play.

Nothing is recorded for him this week, and we could not match him to the box-score feed — so this is not evidence that he sat.

3avg 4.33BN—
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards51does not score—
punt return yards10does not score—
sacks11+1
interceptions12+2
points allowed1313 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)13does not score—
yards allowed347347 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3

Nothing is recorded for him this week, and we could not match him to the box-score feed — so this is not evidence that he sat.

Following each team

Human Tornados ← wk 7 wk 9 → Damn Yankees ← wk 7 wk 9 →

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