Shimtrees at Charlie's Angels

ShimtreesJeff Baird
66–67
Charlie's AngelsJaneen Kopale
Charlie's Angels by 10.8% margin

2008 · week 1 · regular season · CBS

Starters
25avg 11.83QB13avg 5.73
statvaluepts perpoints
completions21does not score—
attempts33does not score—
passing yards3611 point per 50 yards, floored+7
passing TD36+18
carries1does not score—
rushing yards3counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards31 point per 25 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std25
statvaluepts perpoints
completions17does not score—
attempts26does not score—
passing yards1801 point per 50 yards, floored+3
passing TD26+12
carries4does not score—
rushing yards7counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards71 point per 25 yards, floored0
fumbles2does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-13does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std13
7avg 2.67RB21avg 9.92
statvaluepts perpoints
carries7does not score—
rushing yards36counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards361 point per 25 yards, floored+1
rushing TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
carries22does not score—
rushing yards220counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards2261 point per 25 yards, floored+9
rushing TD26+12
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards6counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std21
2avg 4RB15avg 10.3
statvaluepts perpoints
carries9does not score—
rushing yards39counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards601 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards21counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
carries19does not score—
rushing yards91counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards921 point per 25 yards, floored+3
rushing TD16+6
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
fumbles1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std15
5avg 4.11WR7avg 7.17
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1331 point per 25 yards, floored+5
receptions10does not score—
receiving yards133counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards311 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards31counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
1avg 3.17WR0avg 0.89
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards761 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions8does not score—
receiving yards76counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1

Did not play.

0avg 1WR0avg 2.67

Did not play.

Did not play.

11avg 8K4avg 6.42
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals33+9
FG attempts4does not score—
longest FG31does not score—
extra points21+2
XP attempts2does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
FG made 30-392does not score—
FG yards beyond 301does not score—
FG missed1does not score—
FG missed 30-391does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std11
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals13+3
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG27does not score—
extra points11+1
XP attempts1does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
FG missed1does not score—
FG missed 30-391does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4
14avg 8.08DEF7avg 6.92
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards90does not score—
punt return yards25does not score—
sacks21+2
fumble recoveries12+2
safeties12+2
fumble-return TD16+6
points allowed1313 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)13does not score—
yards allowed293293 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2002-2009 cbs-std14
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards39does not score—
punt return yards8does not score—
sacks11+1
points allowed1010 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
points allowed (DST)10does not score—
yards allowed205205 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7

Shimtrees: no legal lineup sums to 66, so these eight are a BEST-EFFORT guess - the closest legal lineup drawn from the reconstructed roster, 1 point under the recorded score. A player who really started is missing from the roster, so treat the names as unproven rather than reconstructed.

Charlie's Angels: reconstructed from 6 legal lineups that sum to 67. 5 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 50 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–6+4
  • 7–12+3
  • 13–17+2
  • 18–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–33-3
  • 34+-4

Yards allowed

  • 0–189+4
  • 190–229+3
  • 230–279+2
  • 280–3190
  • 320–359-2
  • 360–399-3
  • 400+-4

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: quoted · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
16avg 14.75BN9avg 8.83
statvaluepts perpoints
completions18does not score—
attempts22does not score—
passing yards1781 point per 50 yards, floored+3
passing TD16+6
carries8does not score—
rushing yards35counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards351 point per 25 yards, floored+1
rushing TD16+6
fumbles1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std16
statvaluepts perpoints
carries9does not score—
rushing yards62counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards621 point per 25 yards, floored+2
rushing TD16+6
kick returns1does not score—
kick return yards201 point per 20 yards, floored+1
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
2avg 6.75BN8avg 5.92
statvaluepts perpoints
carries14does not score—
rushing yards40counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards741 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards34counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1161 point per 25 yards, floored+4
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards116counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
1avg 4.08BN7avg 1.33
statvaluepts perpoints
carries2does not score—
rushing yards2counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards321 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards30counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards481 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards48counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
1avg 7.67BN3avg 3.08
statvaluepts perpoints
carries13does not score—
rushing yards43counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards491 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards6counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards821 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards82counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
0avg 1.71BN1avg 5.45

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards381 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards38counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
0avg 4.08BN0avg 0.8
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards511 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards51counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0

Did not play.

Following each team

Shimtrees ← — wk 2 → Charlie's Angels ← — wk 2 →

Also in 2008 week 1