Bickering Wrens: reconstructed from 16 legal lineups that sum to 51. 3 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.
South Park Cows: no legal lineup sums to 44, so these eight are a BEST-EFFORT guess - the closest legal lineup drawn from the reconstructed roster, 1 point under the recorded score. A player who really started is missing from the roster, so treat the names as unproven rather than reconstructed.
Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS
measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer
passing yards1 point per 50 yards
passing TD6 points
interception-2 points
passing 2-pt2 points
rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
rushing TD6 points
rushing 2-pt2 points
receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
receiving TD6 points
receiving 2-pt2 points
fumbles lost-2 points
fumble-return TD6 points
special-teams TD6 points
kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
field goals3 points
extra points1 point
DEF sacks1 point
DEF interceptions2 points
DEF fumble recoveries2 points
DEF safeties2 points
DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
DEF defensive TD6 points
DEF fumble-return TD6 points
DEF special-teams TD6 points
Points allowed
0–6+4
7–12+3
13–17+2
18–230
24–28-2
29–33-3
34+-4
Yards allowed
0–189+4
190–229+3
230–279+2
280–3190
320–359-2
360–399-3
400+-4
How it is applied
floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.