Blackbeards at Send in the Clowns

BlackbeardsTerry Herndon
31–48
Send in the ClownsSteve Baird
Send in the Clowns by 1721.6% margin

2008 · week 9 · regular season · CBS

Starters
2avg 7.92QB19avg 12.67
statvaluepts perpoints
completions23does not score—
attempts38does not score—
passing yards2291 point per 50 yards, floored+4
interception1-2-2
carries6does not score—
rushing yards23counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards231 point per 25 yards, floored0
sacked3does not score—
sack yards-15does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
completions21does not score—
attempts29does not score—
passing yards2541 point per 50 yards, floored+5
passing TD26+12
passing 2-pt12+2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std19
12avg 7.25RB10avg 10.08
statvaluepts perpoints
carries24does not score—
rushing yards89counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1611 point per 25 yards, floored+6
rushing TD16+6
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards72counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std12
statvaluepts perpoints
carries12does not score—
rushing yards69counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1071 point per 25 yards, floored+4
rushing TD16+6
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards38counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std10
5avg 10.08RB3avg 3.75
statvaluepts perpoints
carries7does not score—
rushing yards13counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards551 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards42counted in rushing + receiving yards 
kick returns3does not score—
kick return yards701 point per 20 yards, floored+3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5
statvaluepts perpoints
carries20does not score—
rushing yards86counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards861 point per 25 yards, floored+3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
3avg 7.17WR8avg 5.25
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards811 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards81counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards621 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards62counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
1avg 3.75WR2avg 4.42
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards221 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards22counted in rushing + receiving yards 
punt returns3does not score—
punt return yards191 point per 10 yards, floored+1
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards651 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards65counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
1avg 4.08WR0avg 5
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards411 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards41counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1

Did not play.

0avg 7.67K5avg 10.36

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
extra points51+5
XP attempts5does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5
7avg 11DEF0avg 3.92
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards144does not score—
punt return yards13does not score—
sacks41+4
interceptions12+2
fumble recoveries12+2
points allowed1616 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)16does not score—
yards allowed390390 allowed sits in a band worth -3-3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards96does not score—
punt return yards24does not score—
points allowed1818 allowed sits in a band worth 00
points allowed (DST)18does not score—
yards allowed301301 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0

Blackbeards: reconstructed from 3 legal lineups that sum to 31. 5 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Send in the Clowns: no legal lineup sums to 48, so these eight are a BEST-EFFORT guess - the closest legal lineup drawn from the reconstructed roster, 1 point under the recorded score. A player who really started is missing from the roster, so treat the names as unproven rather than reconstructed.

Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 50 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–6+4
  • 7–12+3
  • 13–17+2
  • 18–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–33-3
  • 34+-4

Yards allowed

  • 0–189+4
  • 190–229+3
  • 230–279+2
  • 280–3190
  • 320–359-2
  • 360–399-3
  • 400+-4

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: quoted · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
0avg 5.5BN1avg 5.5

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
carries17does not score—
rushing yards32counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards421 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards10counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
0avg 8.25BN1avg 2.5
statvaluepts perpoints
completions24does not score—
attempts43does not score—
passing yards2061 point per 50 yards, floored+4
interception2-2-4
carries1does not score—
rushing yards5counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards51 point per 25 yards, floored0
sacked7does not score—
sack yards-45does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
carries10does not score—
rushing yards41counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards451 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards4counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
0avg 3BN1avg 3.67
statvaluepts perpoints
carries2does not score—
rushing yards2counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards81 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards6counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
carries6does not score—
rushing yards16counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards391 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards23counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
4avg 4.92BN0avg 4.08
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards651 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards65counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving 2-pt12+2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4
statvaluepts perpoints
carries4does not score—
rushing yards15counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards221 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards7counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
1avg 6.75BN0avg 8.83
statvaluepts perpoints
extra points11+1
XP attempts1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1

Did not play.

BN—

Nothing is recorded for him this week, and we could not match him to the box-score feed — so this is not evidence that he sat.

Following each team

Blackbeards ← wk 8 wk 10 → Send in the Clowns ← wk 8 wk 10 →

Also in 2008 week 9