Shark Week at Lactose Intolerents

Shark WeekJim Knox
79–64
Lactose IntolerentsBenji Weissburg
Shark Week by 1510.4% margin

2009 · week 11 · regular season · CBS

Starters
14avg 13.6QB23avg 11.92
statvaluepts perpoints
completions23does not score—
attempts32does not score—
passing yards2441 point per 50 yards, floored+4
passing TD26+12
interception1-2-2
carries4does not score—
rushing yards5counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards51 point per 25 yards, floored0
sacked3does not score—
sack yards-24does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std14
statvaluepts perpoints
completions25does not score—
attempts39does not score—
passing yards3841 point per 50 yards, floored+7
passing TD36+18
interception1-2-2
fumbles1does not score—
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-16does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std23
23avg 8.42RB5avg 7.5
statvaluepts perpoints
carries22does not score—
rushing yards119counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1381 point per 25 yards, floored+5
rushing TD26+12
targets4does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards19counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std23
statvaluepts perpoints
carries9does not score—
rushing yards35counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards551 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets4does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards20counted in rushing + receiving yards 
kick returns2does not score—
kick return yards631 point per 20 yards, floored+3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5
8avg 7RB0avg 8.56
statvaluepts perpoints
carries20does not score—
rushing yards73counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards731 point per 25 yards, floored+2
rushing TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8

Did not play.

15avg 5WR11avg 5.5
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards891 point per 25 yards, floored+3
targets7does not score—
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards89counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD26+12
Total2002-2009 cbs-std15
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1281 point per 25 yards, floored+5
targets14does not score—
receptions10does not score—
receiving yards128counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
fumbles1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std11
3avg 4.33WR10avg 8.42
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards861 point per 25 yards, floored+3
targets10does not score—
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards86counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
carries4does not score—
rushing yards16counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards551 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets2does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards39counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
kick returns3does not score—
kick return yards541 point per 20 yards, floored+2
punt returns1does not score—
punt return yards31 point per 10 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std10
1avg 3.08WR6avg 4.92
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards361 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets6does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards36counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards31 point per 25 yards, floored0
targets3does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards3counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std6
12avg 8.25K5avg 8.25
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals33+9
FG attempts3does not score—
longest FG27does not score—
extra points31+3
XP attempts3does not score—
FG made 20-293does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std12
statvaluepts perpoints
extra points51+5
XP attempts5does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5
3avg 9.92DEF4avg 5.83
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards126does not score—
punt return yards56does not score—
sacks11+1
interceptions12+2
blocked FG100
points allowed2020 allowed sits in a band worth 00
points allowed (DST)20does not score—
yards allowed284284 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards154does not score—
punt return yards16does not score—
sacks31+3
interceptions12+2
fumble recoveries22+4
points allowed2424 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
points allowed (DST)24does not score—
yards allowed377377 allowed sits in a band worth -3-3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4

Shark Week: reconstructed from 2 legal lineups that sum to 79. 7 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Lactose Intolerents: reconstructed from 4 legal lineups that sum to 64. 2 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 50 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–6+4
  • 7–12+3
  • 13–17+2
  • 18–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–33-3
  • 34+-4

Yards allowed

  • 0–189+4
  • 190–229+3
  • 230–279+2
  • 280–3190
  • 320–359-2
  • 360–399-3
  • 400+-4

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: quoted · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
8avg 7.5BN3avg 9.25
statvaluepts perpoints
completions12does not score—
attempts22does not score—
passing yards1161 point per 50 yards, floored+2
passing TD16+6
carries11does not score—
rushing yards73counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards731 point per 25 yards, floored+2
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
statvaluepts perpoints
completions23does not score—
attempts35does not score—
passing yards2561 point per 50 yards, floored+5
interception1-2-2
carries2does not score—
rushing yards-2counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards-21 point per 25 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
8avg 5.55BN8avg 5.08
statvaluepts perpoints
carries5does not score—
rushing yards21counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards631 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets8does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards42counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
statvaluepts perpoints
carries12does not score—
rushing yards39counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards521 point per 25 yards, floored+2
rushing TD16+6
targets2does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards13counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
13avg 4BN3avg 3.09
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1971 point per 25 yards, floored+7
targets14does not score—
receptions9does not score—
receiving yards197counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std13
statvaluepts perpoints
carries7does not score—
rushing yards35counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards811 point per 25 yards, floored+3
targets3does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards46counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
2avg 2.42BN2avg 3.17
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards611 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets3does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards61counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards381 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets7does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards38counted in rushing + receiving yards 
punt returns1does not score—
punt return yards101 point per 10 yards, floored+1
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
—BN9avg 3.83

Nothing is recorded for him this week, and we could not match him to the box-score feed — so this is not evidence that he sat.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards951 point per 25 yards, floored+3
targets8does not score—
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards95counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
0avg 2.5BN-1avg 1.75
statvaluepts perpoints
targets4does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards76does not score—
punt return yards3does not score—
sacks11+1
interceptions22+4
safeties12+2
points allowed3838 allowed sits in a band worth -4-4
points allowed (DST)38does not score—
yards allowed473473 allowed sits in a band worth -4-4
Total2002-2009 cbs-std-1

Following each team

Shark Week ← wk 10 wk 12 → Lactose Intolerents ← wk 10 wk 12 →

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