Bickering Wrens at Shark Week

Bickering WrensMike Pugh
56–66
Shark WeekJim Knox
Shark Week by 108.2% margin

2009 · week 5 · regular season · CBS

Starters
14avg 15.33QB24avg 13.6
statvaluepts perpoints
completions19does not score—
attempts33does not score—
passing yards2151 point per 50 yards, floored+4
passing TD26+12
carries1does not score—
rushing yards-1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards-11 point per 25 yards, floored0
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-6does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std14
statvaluepts perpoints
completions16does not score—
attempts21does not score—
passing yards2641 point per 50 yards, floored+5
passing TD36+18
carries2does not score—
rushing yards30counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards301 point per 25 yards, floored+1
fumbles1does not score—
sacked3does not score—
sack yards-16does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std24
21avg 8.8RB5avg 8.42
statvaluepts perpoints
carries22does not score—
rushing yards97counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards971 point per 25 yards, floored+3
rushing TD36+18
fumbles1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std21
statvaluepts perpoints
carries11does not score—
rushing yards68counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1381 point per 25 yards, floored+5
targets3does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards70counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5
1avg 3.5RB3avg 5.55
statvaluepts perpoints
carries6does not score—
rushing yards14counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards291 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets3does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards15counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
carries13does not score—
rushing yards39counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards981 point per 25 yards, floored+3
targets6does not score—
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards59counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
1avg 7.67WR15avg 3.08
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards361 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets4does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards36counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards771 point per 25 yards, floored+3
targets7does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards77counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD26+12
Total2002-2009 cbs-std15
2avg 4.42TE2avg 4.33
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards551 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets10does not score—
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards55counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards501 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets6does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards50counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
0avg 4.75TE0avg 2.42

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
targets1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
7avg 7K4avg 6.67
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals13+3
FG attempts1does not score—
longest FG23does not score—
extra points41+4
XP attempts4does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
extra points41+4
XP attempts4does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4
10avg 4.75DEF13avg 9.92
statvaluepts perpoints
punt return yards7does not score—
sacks11+1
interceptions12+2
points allowed66 allowed sits in a band worth 4+4
points allowed (DST)6does not score—
yards allowed193193 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std10
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards39does not score—
punt return yards4does not score—
sacks31+3
interceptions32+6
safeties12+2
points allowed1414 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)14does not score—
yards allowed303303 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2002-2009 cbs-std13

Bickering Wrens: reconstructed from 7 legal lineups that sum to 56. 4 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Shark Week: reconstructed from 3 legal lineups that sum to 66. 7 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 50 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–6+4
  • 7–12+3
  • 13–17+2
  • 18–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–33-3
  • 34+-4

Yards allowed

  • 0–189+4
  • 190–229+3
  • 230–279+2
  • 280–3190
  • 320–359-2
  • 360–399-3
  • 400+-4

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: quoted · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
18avg 8.36BN0avg 11.67
statvaluepts perpoints
completions23does not score—
attempts41does not score—
passing yards2531 point per 50 yards, floored+5
passing TD26+12
carries4does not score—
rushing yards28counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards281 point per 25 yards, floored+1
sacked4does not score—
sack yards-21does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std18

Did not play.

1avg 2.78BN0avg 7
statvaluepts perpoints
carries6does not score—
rushing yards22counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards351 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets3does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards13counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1

Did not play.

0avg 4.92BN0avg 0.67

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
targets4does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
7avg 4.8BN1avg 2.5
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards491 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets6does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards49counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards311 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets3does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards31counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
1avg 3BN0avg 3.14
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards391 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets6does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards39counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1

He played, but recorded nothing this league scores.

9avg 4.75BN0avg 8.25
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards23does not score—
punt return yards3does not score—
sacks31+3
interceptions12+2
fumble recoveries12+2
points allowed2020 allowed sits in a band worth 00
points allowed (DST)18does not score—
yards allowed248248 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9

Did not play.

Following each team

Bickering Wrens ← wk 4 wk 6 → Shark Week ← wk 4 wk 6 →

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