Part of the Establishment at Lactose Intolerents

Part of the EstablishmentMatt Fitz
57–41
Lactose IntolerentsBenji Weissburg
Part of the Establishment by 1616.4% margin

2009 · week 9 · regular season · CBS

Starters
8avg 14.42QB16avg 11.92
statvaluepts perpoints
completions32does not score—
attempts43does not score—
passing yards3111 point per 50 yards, floored+6
passing TD16+6
interception2-2-4
carries3does not score—
rushing yards21counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards211 point per 25 yards, floored0
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-10does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
statvaluepts perpoints
completions25does not score—
attempts33does not score—
passing yards2151 point per 50 yards, floored+4
passing TD26+12
fumbles1does not score—
sacked5does not score—
sack yards-27does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std16
5avg 8RB8avg 8.56
statvaluepts perpoints
carries6does not score—
rushing yards36counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards551 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets4does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards19counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving 2-pt12+2
kick returns2does not score—
kick return yards211 point per 20 yards, floored+1
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5
statvaluepts perpoints
completions1does not score—
attempts2does not score—
passing yards11 point per 50 yards, floored0
passing TD16+6
carries15does not score—
rushing yards48counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards641 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets3does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards16counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
3avg 5.17RB2avg 5.08
statvaluepts perpoints
carries13does not score—
rushing yards67counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards761 point per 25 yards, floored+3
targets3does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards9counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
carries11does not score—
rushing yards67counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards681 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets2does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
8avg 5.25WR13avg 5.5
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards571 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets11does not score—
receptions8does not score—
receiving yards57counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards441 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets9does not score—
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards44counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD26+12
Total2002-2009 cbs-std13
1avg 6.5WR0avg 8.42
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards2counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards291 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets5does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards27counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1

Did not play.

1avg 2.5TE4avg 4.92
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards431 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets8does not score—
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards43counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards4counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1231 point per 25 yards, floored+4
targets16does not score—
receptions14does not score—
receiving yards119counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4
12avg 8.09K3avg 6.42
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals33+9
FG attempts3does not score—
longest FG40does not score—
extra points31+3
XP attempts3does not score—
FG made 20-292does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3010does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std12
statvaluepts perpoints
FG attempts1does not score—
extra points31+3
XP attempts3does not score—
FG blocked1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
18avg 4.5DEF-5avg 5.83
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards144does not score—
punt return yards15does not score—
sacks21+2
interceptions52+10
defensive TD16+6
points allowed2020 allowed sits in a band worth 00
points allowed (DST)20does not score—
yards allowed300300 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2002-2009 cbs-std18
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards121does not score—
punt return yards2does not score—
sacks11+1
interceptions12+2
points allowed4141 allowed sits in a band worth -4-4
points allowed (DST)41does not score—
yards allowed438438 allowed sits in a band worth -4-4
Total2002-2009 cbs-std-5

Part of the Establishment: no legal lineup sums to 57, so these eight are a BEST-EFFORT guess - the closest legal lineup drawn from the reconstructed roster, 1 point under the recorded score. A player who really started is missing from the roster, so treat the names as unproven rather than reconstructed.

Lactose Intolerents: reconstructed from 3 legal lineups that sum to 41. 6 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 50 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–6+4
  • 7–12+3
  • 13–17+2
  • 18–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–33-3
  • 34+-4

Yards allowed

  • 0–189+4
  • 190–229+3
  • 230–279+2
  • 280–3190
  • 320–359-2
  • 360–399-3
  • 400+-4

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: quoted · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
0avg 6.29BN-1avg 9.25

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
completions18does not score—
attempts32does not score—
passing yards1951 point per 50 yards, floored+3
interception2-2-4
carries2does not score—
rushing yards3counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards31 point per 25 yards, floored0
sacked4does not score—
sack yards-35does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std-1
11avg 10.33BN1avg 3.09
statvaluepts perpoints
carries29does not score—
rushing yards97counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1341 point per 25 yards, floored+5
rushing TD16+6
targets4does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards37counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std11
statvaluepts perpoints
carries9does not score—
rushing yards24counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards281 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets2does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards4counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
2avg 3.33BN2avg 3.92
statvaluepts perpoints
carries13does not score—
rushing yards72counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards721 point per 25 yards, floored+2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards601 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets9does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards60counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
0avg 3.67BN2avg 3.17

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards6counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards531 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets8does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards47counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
0avg 3.33BN0avg 3.83

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards181 point per 25 yards, floored0
targets4does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards18counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
0avg 7.83BN0avg 8.25

Did not play.

Did not play.

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Part of the Establishment ← wk 8 wk 10 → Lactose Intolerents ← wk 8 wk 10 →

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