Shark Week at South Park Cows

Shark WeekJim Knox
72–55
South Park CowsBrian Pugh
Shark Week by 1713.4% margin

2010 · week 2 · regular season · CBS

Starters
4avg 9.67QB19avg 15.91
statvaluepts perpoints
completions17does not score—
attempts31does not score—
passing yards1611 point per 20 yards, floored+8
interception2-2-4
fumbles1does not score—
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-15does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std4
statvaluepts perpoints
completions20does not score—
attempts35does not score—
passing yards2331 point per 20 yards, floored+11
passing TD16+6
interception3-2-6
carries3does not score—
rushing yards21counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards211 point per 10 yards, floored+2
rushing TD16+6
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-3does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std19
13avg 20.75RB3avg 4.55
statvaluepts perpoints
carries19does not score—
rushing yards69counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1381 point per 10 yards, floored+13
targets4does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards69counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std13
statvaluepts perpoints
carries11does not score—
rushing yards31counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards311 point per 10 yards, floored+3
targets2does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std3
4avg 4.14RB0avg 5.11
statvaluepts perpoints
carries16does not score—
rushing yards33counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards681 point per 10 yards, floored+6
targets3does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards35counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
kick returns2does not score—
kick return yards171 point per 20 yards, floored0
Total2010-2013 cbs-std4

Did not play.

5avg 12.08WR8avg 10.58
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards571 point per 10 yards, floored+5
targets11does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards57counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std5
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards261 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets6does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards26counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std8
8avg 4.83TE8avg 8.92
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards831 point per 10 yards, floored+8
targets4does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards83counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std8
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards831 point per 10 yards, floored+8
targets12does not score—
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards83counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std8
4avg 2.45TE8avg 4.08
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards481 point per 10 yards, floored+4
targets10does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards48counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std4
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards861 point per 10 yards, floored+8
targets9does not score—
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards86counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std8
5avg 9.5K8avg 6.67
statvaluepts perpoints
extra points51+5
XP attempts5does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std5
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts3does not score—
longest FG48does not score—
extra points21+2
XP attempts2does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3018does not score—
FG missed1does not score—
FG missed 40-491does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std8
14avg 8.75DEF1avg 4.75
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards56does not score—
sacks21+2
interceptions42+8
fumble recoveries22+4
points allowed1313 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)13does not score—
yards allowed350350 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
Total2010-2013 cbs-std14
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards123does not score—
punt return yards26does not score—
sacks31+3
points allowed2828 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
points allowed (DST)28does not score—
yards allowed336336 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2010-2013 cbs-std1

Shark Week: no legal lineup sums to 72, so these eight are a BEST-EFFORT guess - the closest legal lineup drawn from the reconstructed roster, 15 points under the recorded score. A player who really started is missing from the roster, so treat the names as unproven rather than reconstructed.

South Park Cows: reconstructed from 10 legal lineups that sum to 55. 3 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2010–2013 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 20 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 10 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 10 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–0+10
  • 1–3+6
  • 4–7+4
  • 8–12+3
  • 13–18+2
  • 19–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–34-4
  • 35+-6

Yards allowed

  • 0–99+10
  • 100–174+6
  • 175–239+4
  • 240–279+3
  • 280–319+2
  • 320–3490
  • 350–379-2
  • 380–419-4
  • 420+-6

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: derived · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
—BN9avg 4.13

Nothing is recorded for him this week, and we could not match him to the box-score feed — so this is not evidence that he sat.

statvaluepts perpoints
carries3does not score—
rushing yards1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards341 point per 10 yards, floored+3
targets6does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards33counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std9
0avg 0BN1avg 3.83
statvaluepts perpoints
carries2does not score—
rushing yards-7counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards-71 point per 10 yards, floored0
Total2010-2013 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
carries4does not score—
rushing yards6counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards151 point per 10 yards, floored+1
targets2does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards9counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std1
3avg 6.67BN2avg 3.25
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards321 point per 10 yards, floored+3
targets3does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards32counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards281 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets4does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards28counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std2
—BN1avg 7.13

Nothing is recorded for him this week, and we could not match him to the box-score feed — so this is not evidence that he sat.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards151 point per 10 yards, floored+1
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards15counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std1
0avg 6.7BN0avg 9.67
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards41 point per 10 yards, floored0
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards4counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std0

Did not play.

0avg 3.17BN2avg 4.27
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards31 point per 10 yards, floored0
targets4does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards3counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards271 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets5does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards27counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std2

Following each team

Shark Week ← wk 1 wk 3 → South Park Cows ← wk 1 wk 3 →

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