No lineup reconstructedfor South Park Cows. No legal eight sums to 95, so which players were started is not known — every one on the roster is listed below, with his points. The lineup below is Lactose Intolerents, alone.
Starters
28avg 22.5
QB
stat
value
pts per
points
completions
16
does not score
—
attempts
27
does not score
—
passing yards
257
1 point per 20 yards, floored
+12
passing TD
3
6
+18
interception
1
-2
-2
carries
1
does not score
—
rushing yards
5
counted in rushing + receiving yards
rushing + receiving yards
5
1 point per 10 yards, floored
0
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
28
11avg 6.67
RB
stat
value
pts per
points
carries
17
does not score
—
rushing yards
44
counted in rushing + receiving yards
rushing + receiving yards
53
1 point per 10 yards, floored
+5
rushing TD
1
6
+6
targets
3
does not score
—
receptions
3
does not score
—
receiving yards
9
counted in rushing + receiving yards
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
11
7avg 7.08
RB
stat
value
pts per
points
carries
19
does not score
—
rushing yards
73
counted in rushing + receiving yards
rushing + receiving yards
75
1 point per 10 yards, floored
+7
targets
1
does not score
—
receptions
1
does not score
—
receiving yards
2
counted in rushing + receiving yards
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
7
10avg 6.67
WR
stat
value
pts per
points
rushing + receiving yards
100
1 point per 10 yards, floored
+10
targets
10
does not score
—
receptions
8
does not score
—
receiving yards
100
counted in rushing + receiving yards
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
10
9avg 12.14
WR
stat
value
pts per
points
rushing + receiving yards
33
1 point per 10 yards, floored
+3
targets
5
does not score
—
receptions
2
does not score
—
receiving yards
33
counted in rushing + receiving yards
receiving TD
1
6
+6
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
9
4avg 7.86
WR
stat
value
pts per
points
carries
2
does not score
—
rushing yards
27
counted in rushing + receiving yards
rushing + receiving yards
40
1 point per 10 yards, floored
+4
targets
4
does not score
—
receptions
3
does not score
—
receiving yards
13
counted in rushing + receiving yards
kick returns
1
does not score
—
kick return yards
18
1 point per 20 yards, floored
0
punt returns
1
does not score
—
punt return yards
4
1 point per 10 yards, floored
0
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
4
8avg 7.25
K
stat
value
pts per
points
field goals
2
3
+6
FG attempts
2
does not score
—
longest FG
46
does not score
—
extra points
2
1
+2
XP attempts
2
does not score
—
FG made 20-29
1
does not score
—
FG made 40-49
1
does not score
—
FG yards beyond 30
16
does not score
—
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
8
-2avg 10.5
DEF
stat
value
pts per
points
kick return yards
99
does not score
—
punt return yards
7
does not score
—
interceptions
1
2
+2
points allowed
23
23 allowed sits in a band worth 0
0
points allowed (DST)
23
does not score
—
yards allowed
381
381 allowed sits in a band worth -4
-4
Total
2010-2013 cbs-std
-2
Lactose Intolerents: reconstructed from 6 legal lineups that sum to 75. 4 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.
No lineup is reconstructable for South Park Cows this week. No legal eight-man lineup drawn from the reconstructed roster sums to the recorded score, which means a player who really started is missing from it.
Scoring rules in force — 2010–2013 · cbs-std · CBS
measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer
passing yards1 point per 20 yards
passing TD6 points
interception-2 points
passing 2-pt2 points
rushing yards1 point per 10 yards
rushing TD6 points
rushing 2-pt2 points
receiving yards1 point per 10 yards
receiving TD6 points
receiving 2-pt2 points
fumbles lost-2 points
fumble-return TD6 points
special-teams TD6 points
kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
field goals3 points
extra points1 point
DEF sacks1 point
DEF interceptions2 points
DEF fumble recoveries2 points
DEF safeties2 points
DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
DEF defensive TD6 points
DEF fumble-return TD6 points
DEF special-teams TD6 points
Points allowed
0–0+10
1–3+6
4–7+4
8–12+3
13–18+2
19–230
24–28-2
29–34-4
35+-6
Yards allowed
0–99+10
100–174+6
175–239+4
240–279+3
280–319+2
320–3490
350–379-2
380–419-4
420+-6
How it is applied
floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.