Lactose Intolerents at Skokie Sons-O-Bitches

Lactose IntolerentsBenji Weissburg
73–96
Skokie Sons-O-BitchesJacob Weissburg
Skokie Sons-O-Bitches by 2313.6% margin

2011 · week 3 · regular season · CBS

Starters
17avg 27.92QB37avg 16.5
statvaluepts perpoints
completions18does not score—
attempts34does not score—
passing yards1581 point per 20 yards, floored+7
passing TD16+6
passing 2-pt12+2
carries7does not score—
rushing yards27counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards271 point per 10 yards, floored+2
Total2010-2013 cbs-std17
statvaluepts perpoints
completions27does not score—
attempts48does not score—
passing yards3891 point per 20 yards, floored+19
passing TD36+18
carries8does not score—
rushing yards27counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards271 point per 10 yards, floored+2
fumbles2does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-4does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std37
19avg 12.75RB29avg 14.43
statvaluepts perpoints
carries15does not score—
rushing yards86counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1391 point per 10 yards, floored+13
targets5does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards53counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std19
statvaluepts perpoints
carries19does not score—
rushing yards171counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1781 point per 10 yards, floored+17
rushing TD26+12
targets3does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards7counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std29
2avg 11.27RB4avg 7.42
statvaluepts perpoints
carries4does not score—
rushing yards23counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards231 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets1does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
carries7does not score—
rushing yards28counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards431 point per 10 yards, floored+4
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards15counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std4
7avg 7.58WR6avg 4.27
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards741 point per 10 yards, floored+7
targets14does not score—
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards74counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards621 point per 10 yards, floored+6
targets4does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards62counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std6
1avg 11.33WR2avg 10.55
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards151 point per 10 yards, floored+1
targets7does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards15counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards251 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets5does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards25counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std2
22avg 14.25TE6avg 8.42
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1091 point per 10 yards, floored+10
targets9does not score—
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards109counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD26+12
Total2010-2013 cbs-std22
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards601 point per 10 yards, floored+6
targets9does not score—
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards60counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std6
5avg 8.58K4avg 5.67
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals13+3
FG attempts1does not score—
longest FG25does not score—
extra points21+2
XP attempts2does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std5
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals13+3
FG attempts1does not score—
longest FG53does not score—
extra points11+1
XP attempts1does not score—
FG made 50-591does not score—
FG yards beyond 3023does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std4
0avg 8DEF8avg 3.83
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards64does not score—
punt return yards30does not score—
sacks21+2
interceptions12+2
fumble recoveries12+2
points allowed2727 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
points allowed (DST)27does not score—
yards allowed392392 allowed sits in a band worth -4-4
Total2010-2013 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards44does not score—
punt return yards9does not score—
sacks11+1
interceptions12+2
points allowed1717 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)17does not score—
yards allowed252252 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
Total2010-2013 cbs-std8

Lactose Intolerents: reconstructed from 9 legal lineups that sum to 73. 3 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Skokie Sons-O-Bitches: reconstructed from 3 legal lineups that sum to 96. 5 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2010–2013 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 20 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 10 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 10 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–0+10
  • 1–3+6
  • 4–7+4
  • 8–12+3
  • 13–18+2
  • 19–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–34-4
  • 35+-6

Yards allowed

  • 0–99+10
  • 100–174+6
  • 175–239+4
  • 240–279+3
  • 280–319+2
  • 320–3490
  • 350–379-2
  • 380–419-4
  • 420+-6

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: derived · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
36avg 24.67BN25avg 16.67
statvaluepts perpoints
completions16does not score—
attempts23does not score—
passing yards2541 point per 20 yards, floored+12
passing TD46+24
carries3does not score—
rushing yards-3counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards-31 point per 10 yards, floored0
sacked3does not score—
sack yards-22does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std36
statvaluepts perpoints
completions27does not score—
attempts36does not score—
passing yards3111 point per 20 yards, floored+15
passing TD26+12
carries2does not score—
rushing yards-2counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards-21 point per 10 yards, floored0
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-16does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std25
7avg 4BN0avg 4.14
statvaluepts perpoints
carries18does not score—
rushing yards75counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards791 point per 10 yards, floored+7
targets2does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards4counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std7

Did not play.

1avg 10.33BN10avg 7.56
statvaluepts perpoints
carries10does not score—
rushing yards13counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards251 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards12counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles2does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
punt returns1does not score—
punt return yards121 point per 10 yards, floored+1
Total2010-2013 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards-9counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1061 point per 10 yards, floored+10
targets7does not score—
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards115counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std10
0avg 0.8BN1avg 4
statvaluepts perpoints
carries3does not score—
rushing yards6counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards61 point per 10 yards, floored0
Total2010-2013 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards191 point per 10 yards, floored+1
targets4does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards19counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std1
1avg 7.42BN—
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards191 point per 10 yards, floored+1
targets2does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards19counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std1

Nothing is recorded for him this week, and we could not match him to the box-score feed — so this is not evidence that he sat.

1avg 4.38BN0avg 0.8
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards121 point per 10 yards, floored+1
targets6does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards12counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std1

Did not play.

Following each team

Lactose Intolerents ← wk 2 wk 4 → Skokie Sons-O-Bitches ← wk 2 wk 4 →

Also in 2011 week 3