South Park Cows at Dutch Ovens

South Park CowsBrian Pugh
67–49
Dutch OvensAndy Kopale
South Park Cows by 1815.6% margin

2011 · week 7 · regular season · CBS

Starters
20avg 22.83QB10avg 21
statvaluepts perpoints
completions14does not score—
attempts24does not score—
passing yards1661 point per 20 yards, floored+8
passing TD26+12
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-15does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std20
statvaluepts perpoints
completions16does not score—
attempts32does not score—
passing yards1791 point per 20 yards, floored+8
passing TD16+6
interception2-2-4
carries1does not score—
rushing yards-1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards-11 point per 10 yards, floored0
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-7does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std10
11avg 11.08RB5avg 6.22
statvaluepts perpoints
carries17does not score—
rushing yards99counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1111 point per 10 yards, floored+11
targets3does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards12counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std11
statvaluepts perpoints
carries19does not score—
rushing yards53counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards531 point per 10 yards, floored+5
targets5does not score—
receptions2does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std5
9avg 8.9RB1avg 2.42
statvaluepts perpoints
carries14does not score—
rushing yards91counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards971 point per 10 yards, floored+9
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards6counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
carries9does not score—
rushing yards19counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards191 point per 10 yards, floored+1
Total2010-2013 cbs-std1
8avg 5.64WR20avg 7.33
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards891 point per 10 yards, floored+8
targets11does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards89counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std8
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards251 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets8does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards25counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD36+18
Total2010-2013 cbs-std20
1avg 11.08WR6avg 7.42
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards151 point per 10 yards, floored+1
targets8does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards15counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards531 point per 10 yards, floored+5
targets6does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards53counted in rushing + receiving yards 
kick returns1does not score—
kick return yards291 point per 20 yards, floored+1
Total2010-2013 cbs-std6
6avg 9.17TE0avg 14.75
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards621 point per 10 yards, floored+6
targets8does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards62counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std6

Did not play.

14avg 9.42K11avg 8.33
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG47does not score—
extra points81+8
XP attempts8does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3017does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std14
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG32does not score—
extra points51+5
XP attempts5does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
FG made 30-391does not score—
FG yards beyond 302does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std11
-2avg 5.83DEF-4avg 5.5
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards71does not score—
punt return yards42does not score—
sacks21+2
interceptions22+4
points allowed2727 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
points allowed (DST)27does not score—
yards allowed435435 allowed sits in a band worth -6-6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std-2
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards25does not score—
punt return yards-4does not score—
sacks41+4
points allowed3333 allowed sits in a band worth -4-4
points allowed (DST)33does not score—
yards allowed407407 allowed sits in a band worth -4-4
Total2010-2013 cbs-std-4

South Park Cows: reconstructed from 9 legal lineups that sum to 67. 3 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Dutch Ovens: reconstructed from 6 legal lineups that sum to 49. 6 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2010–2013 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 20 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 10 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 10 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–0+10
  • 1–3+6
  • 4–7+4
  • 8–12+3
  • 13–18+2
  • 19–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–34-4
  • 35+-6

Yards allowed

  • 0–99+10
  • 100–174+6
  • 175–239+4
  • 240–279+3
  • 280–319+2
  • 320–3490
  • 350–379-2
  • 380–419-4
  • 420+-6

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: derived · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
26avg 19.5BN0avg 19.58
statvaluepts perpoints
completions18does not score—
attempts33does not score—
passing yards1731 point per 20 yards, floored+8
passing TD36+18
interception1-2-2
carries3does not score—
rushing yards25counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards251 point per 10 yards, floored+2
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-17does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std26

Did not play.

12avg 3.36BN0avg 16.5
statvaluepts perpoints
carries10does not score—
rushing yards89counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards891 point per 10 yards, floored+8
rushing TD16+6
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2010-2013 cbs-std12

Did not play.

12avg 4.71BN0avg 14
statvaluepts perpoints
carries33does not score—
rushing yards95counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1221 point per 10 yards, floored+12
targets2does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards27counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std12

Did not play.

0avg 6BN0avg 5.5

Did not play.

Did not play.

7avg 10.42BN0avg 5.58
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards781 point per 10 yards, floored+7
targets10does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards78counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards41 point per 10 yards, floored0
targets3does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards4counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std0
0avg 8BN11avg 7.42

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
field goals33+9
FG attempts3does not score—
longest FG47does not score—
extra points21+2
XP attempts2does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
FG made 40-492does not score—
FG yards beyond 3027does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std11
20avg 3BN
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards56does not score—
punt return yards27does not score—
sacks11+1
interceptions12+2
fumble recoveries22+4
defensive TD16+6
points allowed77 allowed sits in a band worth 4+4
points allowed (DST)7does not score—
yards allowed252252 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
Total2010-2013 cbs-std20

Following each team

South Park Cows ← wk 6 wk 8 → Dutch Ovens ← wk 6 wk 8 →

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