Lactose Intolerents at Bickering Wrens

Lactose IntolerentsBenji Weissburg
68–87
Bickering WrensMike Pugh
Bickering Wrens by 1912.2% margin

2012 · week 3 · regular season · CBS

Starters
12avg 23.67QB22avg 27.5
statvaluepts perpoints
completions16does not score—
attempts30does not score—
passing yards2421 point per 20 yards, floored+12
interception3-2-6
carries6does not score—
rushing yards6counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards61 point per 10 yards, floored0
rushing TD16+6
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-21does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std12
statvaluepts perpoints
completions28does not score—
attempts41does not score—
passing yards3351 point per 20 yards, floored+16
passing TD16+6
carries2does not score—
rushing yards7counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards71 point per 10 yards, floored0
fumbles1does not score—
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-16does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std22
5avg 5.08RB14avg 10
statvaluepts perpoints
carries7does not score—
rushing yards22counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards481 point per 10 yards, floored+4
targets3does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards26counted in rushing + receiving yards 
kick returns2does not score—
kick return yards371 point per 20 yards, floored+1
Total2010-2013 cbs-std5
statvaluepts perpoints
carries14does not score—
rushing yards80counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards811 point per 10 yards, floored+8
rushing TD16+6
targets2does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std14
3avg 8.67RB12avg 7.6
statvaluepts perpoints
carries11does not score—
rushing yards29counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards341 point per 10 yards, floored+3
targets2does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards5counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
carries17does not score—
rushing yards45counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards641 point per 10 yards, floored+6
rushing TD16+6
targets5does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards19counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std12
5avg 7.92WR14avg 7.11
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards521 point per 10 yards, floored+5
targets9does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards52counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std5
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards871 point per 10 yards, floored+8
targets11does not score—
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards87counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
fumbles2does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
punt returns2does not score—
punt return yards221 point per 10 yards, floored+2
Total2010-2013 cbs-std14
4avg 6.92WR10avg 8.33
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards481 point per 10 yards, floored+4
targets7does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards48counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std4
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1071 point per 10 yards, floored+10
targets9does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards107counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std10
2avg 12.9TE2avg 5.45
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards211 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets3does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards21counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards221 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets7does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards22counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std2
11avg 7.83K7avg 8.58
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals33+9
FG attempts3does not score—
longest FG54does not score—
extra points21+2
XP attempts2does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
FG made 30-391does not score—
FG made 50-591does not score—
FG yards beyond 3031does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std11
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals13+3
FG attempts1does not score—
longest FG41does not score—
extra points41+4
XP attempts4does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3011does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std7
26avg 13.5DEF6avg 5.33
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards85does not score—
punt return yards39does not score—
sacks61+6
interceptions22+4
defensive TD16+6
points allowed66 allowed sits in a band worth 4+4
points allowed (DST)6does not score—
yards allowed160160 allowed sits in a band worth 6+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std26
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards62does not score—
punt return yards45does not score—
interceptions12+2
fumble recoveries12+2
defensive TD16+6
points allowed2020 allowed sits in a band worth 00
points allowed (DST)20does not score—
yards allowed381381 allowed sits in a band worth -4-4
Total2010-2013 cbs-std6

Lactose Intolerents: reconstructed from 6 legal lineups that sum to 68. 3 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Bickering Wrens: reconstructed from 1 legal lineup that sums to 87. 8 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2010–2013 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 20 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 10 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 10 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–0+10
  • 1–3+6
  • 4–7+4
  • 8–12+3
  • 13–18+2
  • 19–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–34-4
  • 35+-6

Yards allowed

  • 0–99+10
  • 100–174+6
  • 175–239+4
  • 240–279+3
  • 280–319+2
  • 320–3490
  • 350–379-2
  • 380–419-4
  • 420+-6

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: derived · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
33avg 23.42BN0avg 5.08
statvaluepts perpoints
completions19does not score—
attempts27does not score—
passing yards3281 point per 20 yards, floored+16
passing TD36+18
interception1-2-2
carries2does not score—
rushing yards16counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards161 point per 10 yards, floored+1
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-16does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std33
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards-2counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards11 point per 10 yards, floored0
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards3counted in rushing + receiving yards 
kick returns1does not score—
kick return yards191 point per 20 yards, floored0
Total2010-2013 cbs-std0
5avg 4.45BN0avg 2.45
statvaluepts perpoints
carries3does not score—
rushing yards55counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards551 point per 10 yards, floored+5
Total2010-2013 cbs-std5

Did not play.

0avg 10.27BN3avg 8.5

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards331 point per 10 yards, floored+3
targets6does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards33counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std3
14avg 7BN0avg 4.88
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1471 point per 10 yards, floored+14
targets14does not score—
receptions9does not score—
receiving yards147counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std14

Did not play.

4avg 5BN14avg 7.75
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards451 point per 10 yards, floored+4
targets7does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards45counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std4
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards42does not score—
punt return yards5does not score—
sacks81+8
points allowed1212 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
points allowed (DST)12does not score—
yards allowed268268 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
Total2010-2013 cbs-std14
6avg 4.25BN-2avg 7.5
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards601 point per 10 yards, floored+6
targets5does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards60counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std6
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards31does not score—
punt return yards11does not score—
sacks21+2
interceptions12+2
points allowed2727 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
points allowed (DST)27does not score—
yards allowed384384 allowed sits in a band worth -4-4
Total2010-2013 cbs-std-2

Following each team

Lactose Intolerents ← wk 2 wk 4 → Bickering Wrens ← wk 2 wk 4 →

Also in 2012 week 3