Calabash Shrimp at Coitus

Calabash ShrimpDan Weissburg
61–86
CoitusJohn Kidd
Coitus by 2517% margin

2012 · week 5 · regular season · CBS

Starters
8avg 19.25QB0avg 22.75
statvaluepts perpoints
completions13does not score—
attempts27does not score—
passing yards1871 point per 20 yards, floored+9
interception1-2-2
carries3does not score—
rushing yards14counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards141 point per 10 yards, floored+1
sacked4does not score—
sack yards-22does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std8

Did not play.

2avg 6.67RB22avg 17.17
statvaluepts perpoints
carries3does not score—
rushing yards4counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards121 point per 10 yards, floored+1
targets2does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards8counted in rushing + receiving yards 
kick returns2does not score—
kick return yards361 point per 20 yards, floored+1
Total2010-2013 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
carries29does not score—
rushing yards152counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1681 point per 10 yards, floored+16
rushing TD16+6
targets4does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards16counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std22
0avg 16.75RB8avg 10.9

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
carries14does not score—
rushing yards51counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1021 point per 10 yards, floored+10
targets6does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards51counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2010-2013 cbs-std8
19avg 15WR20avg 13.42
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards821 point per 10 yards, floored+8
targets4does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards82counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
kick returns3does not score—
kick return yards951 point per 20 yards, floored+4
punt returns4does not score—
punt return yards191 point per 10 yards, floored+1
Total2010-2013 cbs-std19
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1441 point per 10 yards, floored+14
targets17does not score—
receptions12does not score—
receiving yards144counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std20
2avg 9.5WR10avg 6.33
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards241 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets7does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards24counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1061 point per 10 yards, floored+10
targets7does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards106counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std10
8avg 7.17TE9avg 5
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards231 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets7does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards23counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std8
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards371 point per 10 yards, floored+3
targets8does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards37counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std9
9avg 7.92K7avg 10.17
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals13+3
FG attempts1does not score—
longest FG19does not score—
extra points61+6
XP attempts6does not score—
FG made 0-191does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals13+3
FG attempts1does not score—
longest FG23does not score—
extra points41+4
XP attempts4does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std7
13avg 5DEF11avg 5.92
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards30does not score—
punt return yards15does not score—
sacks31+3
interceptions22+4
fumble recoveries12+2
points allowed1313 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)13does not score—
yards allowed298298 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
Total2010-2013 cbs-std13
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards49does not score—
punt return yards25does not score—
sacks21+2
fumble recoveries22+4
points allowed1717 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)17does not score—
yards allowed279279 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
Total2010-2013 cbs-std11

Calabash Shrimp: reconstructed from 3 legal lineups that sum to 61. 2 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Coitus: no legal lineup sums to 86, so these eight are a BEST-EFFORT guess - the closest legal lineup drawn from the reconstructed roster, 1 point over the recorded score. A player who really started is missing from the roster, so treat the names as unproven rather than reconstructed.

Scoring rules in force — 2010–2013 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 20 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 10 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 10 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–0+10
  • 1–3+6
  • 4–7+4
  • 8–12+3
  • 13–18+2
  • 19–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–34-4
  • 35+-6

Yards allowed

  • 0–99+10
  • 100–174+6
  • 175–239+4
  • 240–279+3
  • 280–319+2
  • 320–3490
  • 350–379-2
  • 380–419-4
  • 420+-6

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: derived · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
4avg 26.67BN-3avg 11.22
statvaluepts perpoints
completions10does not score—
attempts15does not score—
passing yards911 point per 20 yards, floored+4
carries1does not score—
rushing yards7counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards71 point per 10 yards, floored0
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-9does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std4
statvaluepts perpoints
completions9does not score—
attempts15does not score—
passing yards921 point per 20 yards, floored+4
interception2-2-4
carries4does not score—
rushing yards14counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards141 point per 10 yards, floored+1
fumbles2does not score—
fumbles lost2-2-4
Total2010-2013 cbs-std-3
18avg 13.25BN3avg 2.8
statvaluepts perpoints
carries17does not score—
rushing yards81counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1281 point per 10 yards, floored+12
rushing TD16+6
targets7does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards47counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std18
statvaluepts perpoints
carries14does not score—
rushing yards33counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards381 point per 10 yards, floored+3
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards5counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std3
5avg 5.92BN0avg 12
statvaluepts perpoints
carries4does not score—
rushing yards26counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards521 point per 10 yards, floored+5
targets3does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards26counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std5

Did not play.

0avg 4BN0avg 7.75

Did not play.

Did not play.

0avg 6.33BN2avg 0.5

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards65does not score—
punt return yards13does not score—
points allowed1616 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)16does not score—
yards allowed343343 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2010-2013 cbs-std2
-4avg 5.58BN
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards95does not score—
punt return yards19does not score—
sacks41+4
interceptions12+2
points allowed3030 allowed sits in a band worth -4-4
points allowed (DST)30does not score—
yards allowed464464 allowed sits in a band worth -6-6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std-4

Following each team

Calabash Shrimp ← wk 4 wk 6 → Coitus ← wk 4 wk 6 →

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