Lactose Intolerents at Coitus

Lactose IntolerentsBenji Weissburg
87–86
CoitusJohn Kidd
Lactose Intolerents by 10.6% margin

2012 · week 7 · regular season · CBS

Starters
20avg 23.67QB40avg 22.75
statvaluepts perpoints
completions21does not score—
attempts37does not score—
passing yards2331 point per 20 yards, floored+11
passing TD16+6
interception1-2-2
carries6does not score—
rushing yards64counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards701 point per 10 yards, floored+7
receiving yards6counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-17does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std20
statvaluepts perpoints
completions24does not score—
attempts42does not score—
passing yards4201 point per 20 yards, floored+21
passing TD36+18
carries1does not score—
rushing yards13counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards131 point per 10 yards, floored+1
fumbles1does not score—
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-9does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std40
11avg 8.67RB22avg 17.17
statvaluepts perpoints
carries12does not score—
rushing yards57counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards571 point per 10 yards, floored+5
rushing TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std11
statvaluepts perpoints
carries19does not score—
rushing yards98counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1031 point per 10 yards, floored+10
rushing TD26+12
targets5does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards5counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std22
10avg 10.27RB0avg 10.9
statvaluepts perpoints
carries22does not score—
rushing yards96counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1001 point per 10 yards, floored+10
targets5does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards4counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std10

Did not play.

3avg 5.83WR14avg 13.42
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards81 point per 10 yards, floored0
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards8counted in rushing + receiving yards 
kick returns2does not score—
kick return yards551 point per 20 yards, floored+2
punt returns2does not score—
punt return yards121 point per 10 yards, floored+1
Total2010-2013 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards811 point per 10 yards, floored+8
targets10does not score—
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards81counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std14
2avg 6.92WR2avg 12
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards241 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets8does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards24counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards141 point per 10 yards, floored+1
targets3does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards14counted in rushing + receiving yards 
punt returns3does not score—
punt return yards171 point per 10 yards, floored+1
Total2010-2013 cbs-std2
19avg 12.9TE0avg 6.33
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards781 point per 10 yards, floored+7
targets9does not score—
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards78counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD26+12
Total2010-2013 cbs-std19

He played, but recorded nothing this league scores.

7avg 7.83K9avg 10.17
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts3does not score—
longest FG39does not score—
extra points11+1
XP attempts1does not score—
FG blocked1does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
FG made 30-391does not score—
FG yards beyond 309does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG48does not score—
extra points31+3
XP attempts3does not score—
FG made 40-492does not score—
FG yards beyond 3031does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std9
15avg 13.5DEF-1avg 5.92
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards27does not score—
punt return yards7does not score—
sacks31+3
interceptions12+2
fumble recoveries32+6
points allowed77 allowed sits in a band worth 4+4
points allowed (DST)7does not score—
yards allowed340340 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2010-2013 cbs-std15
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards134does not score—
punt return yards5does not score—
sacks31+3
interceptions12+2
fumble recoveries12+2
points allowed2424 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
points allowed (DST)24does not score—
yards allowed431431 allowed sits in a band worth -6-6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std-1

Lactose Intolerents: reconstructed from 2 legal lineups that sum to 87. 7 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Coitus: reconstructed from 2 legal lineups that sum to 86. 7 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2010–2013 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 20 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 10 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 10 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–0+10
  • 1–3+6
  • 4–7+4
  • 8–12+3
  • 13–18+2
  • 19–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–34-4
  • 35+-6

Yards allowed

  • 0–99+10
  • 100–174+6
  • 175–239+4
  • 240–279+3
  • 280–319+2
  • 320–3490
  • 350–379-2
  • 380–419-4
  • 420+-6

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: derived · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
9avg 23.42BN0avg 11.22
statvaluepts perpoints
completions14does not score—
attempts28does not score—
passing yards1051 point per 20 yards, floored+5
passing TD16+6
interception1-2-2
carries1does not score—
rushing yards-1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards-11 point per 10 yards, floored0
Total2010-2013 cbs-std9

Did not play.

0avg 4.45BN0avg 5.08

Did not play.

Did not play.

0avg 5BN3avg 5

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards371 point per 10 yards, floored+3
targets5does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards37counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std3
0avg 7.92BN14avg 7.75

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
field goals43+12
FG attempts5does not score—
longest FG40does not score—
extra points21+2
XP attempts2does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
FG made 30-392does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3014does not score—
FG missed1does not score—
FG missed 60+1does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std14
3avg 4.25BN0avg 0.5
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards311 point per 10 yards, floored+3
targets2does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards31counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std3

Did not play.

0avg 1.08BN

Did not play.

Following each team

Lactose Intolerents ← wk 6 wk 8 → Coitus ← wk 6 wk 8 →

Also in 2012 week 7