Skokie Sons-O-Bitches at Michigan

Skokie Sons-O-BitchesJacob Weissburg
94–38
MichiganBen Byler
Skokie Sons-O-Bitches by 5642.4% margin

2012 · week 8 · regular season · CBS

Starters
33avg 27QB7avg 17.75
statvaluepts perpoints
completions22does not score—
attempts30does not score—
passing yards3051 point per 20 yards, floored+15
passing TD36+18
carries1does not score—
rushing yards4counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards41 point per 10 yards, floored0
Total2010-2013 cbs-std33
statvaluepts perpoints
completions18does not score—
attempts34does not score—
passing yards1541 point per 20 yards, floored+7
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-6does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std7
13avg 8.75RB8avg 5.5
statvaluepts perpoints
carries29does not score—
rushing yards114counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1371 point per 10 yards, floored+13
targets6does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards23counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std13
statvaluepts perpoints
carries14does not score—
rushing yards80counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards801 point per 10 yards, floored+8
targets1does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std8
1avg 4.91RB0avg 4.17
statvaluepts perpoints
kick returns1does not score—
kick return yards241 point per 20 yards, floored+1
Total2010-2013 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
carries3does not score—
rushing yards7counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards71 point per 10 yards, floored0
Total2010-2013 cbs-std0
19avg 10.42WR6avg 7
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards9counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1321 point per 10 yards, floored+13
targets5does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards123counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std19
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards651 point per 10 yards, floored+6
targets6does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards65counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std6
11avg 8.08WR4avg 11
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1181 point per 10 yards, floored+11
targets16does not score—
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards118counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std11
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards481 point per 10 yards, floored+4
targets9does not score—
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards48counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std4
2avg 9.58TE2avg 9.45
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards291 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets5does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards29counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards251 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets6does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards25counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std2
12avg 9.92K1avg 6.75
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals33+9
FG attempts3does not score—
longest FG43does not score—
extra points31+3
XP attempts3does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
FG made 30-391does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3013does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std12
statvaluepts perpoints
extra points11+1
XP attempts1does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std1
3avg 4.33DEF10avg 8.17
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards142does not score—
punt return yards8does not score—
sacks11+1
interceptions12+2
fumble recoveries12+2
points allowed2929 allowed sits in a band worth -4-4
points allowed (DST)23does not score—
yards allowed293293 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
Total2010-2013 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards19does not score—
punt return yards16does not score—
sacks21+2
interceptions22+4
points allowed77 allowed sits in a band worth 4+4
points allowed (DST)7does not score—
yards allowed326326 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2010-2013 cbs-std10

Skokie Sons-O-Bitches: reconstructed from 8 legal lineups that sum to 94. 2 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Michigan: reconstructed from 17 legal lineups that sum to 38. 2 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2010–2013 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 20 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 10 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 10 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–0+10
  • 1–3+6
  • 4–7+4
  • 8–12+3
  • 13–18+2
  • 19–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–34-4
  • 35+-6

Yards allowed

  • 0–99+10
  • 100–174+6
  • 175–239+4
  • 240–279+3
  • 280–319+2
  • 320–3490
  • 350–379-2
  • 380–419-4
  • 420+-6

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: derived · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
18avg 12.63BN14avg 17.5
statvaluepts perpoints
completions22does not score—
attempts29does not score—
passing yards2361 point per 20 yards, floored+11
passing TD16+6
carries2does not score—
rushing yards10counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards101 point per 10 yards, floored+1
fumbles1does not score—
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-9does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std18
statvaluepts perpoints
completions22does not score—
attempts30does not score—
passing yards2051 point per 20 yards, floored+10
passing TD16+6
interception1-2-2
carries2does not score—
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-25does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std14
8avg 8.4BN5avg 4.25
statvaluepts perpoints
carries24does not score—
rushing yards95counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1041 point per 10 yards, floored+10
targets4does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards9counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2010-2013 cbs-std8
statvaluepts perpoints
carries7does not score—
rushing yards53counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards501 point per 10 yards, floored+5
targets4does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards-3counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std5
0avg 4.29BN2avg 1.27

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards6counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards261 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets2does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards20counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std2
10avg 3.08BN5avg 7
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards471 point per 10 yards, floored+4
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards47counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std10
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards591 point per 10 yards, floored+5
targets8does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards59counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std5
4avg 7.33BN4avg 6.67
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards461 point per 10 yards, floored+4
targets7does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards46counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std4
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards421 point per 10 yards, floored+4
targets7does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards42counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std4
16avg 6.83BN1avg 6.36
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1671 point per 10 yards, floored+16
targets23does not score—
receptions18does not score—
receiving yards167counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std16
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards191 point per 10 yards, floored+1
targets2does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards19counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std1

Following each team

Skokie Sons-O-Bitches ← wk 7 wk 9 → Michigan ← wk 7 wk 9 →

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