South Park Cows at Calabash Shrimp

South Park CowsBrian Pugh
86–52
Calabash ShrimpDan Weissburg
South Park Cows by 3424.6% margin

2013 · week 12 · regular season · CBS

Starters
21avg 23.5QB5avg 20.92
statvaluepts perpoints
completions23does not score—
attempts38does not score—
passing yards2341 point per 20 yards, floored+11
passing TD26+12
interception1-2-2
carries3does not score—
rushing yards1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards11 point per 10 yards, floored0
sacked4does not score—
sack yards-30does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std21
statvaluepts perpoints
completions16does not score—
attempts26does not score—
passing yards1181 point per 20 yards, floored+5
interception1-2-2
carries4does not score—
rushing yards27counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards271 point per 10 yards, floored+2
fumbles1does not score—
sacked6does not score—
sack yards-42does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std5
27avg 17RB2avg 5.17
statvaluepts perpoints
carries14does not score—
rushing yards115counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1571 point per 10 yards, floored+15
rushing TD26+12
targets6does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards42counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std27
statvaluepts perpoints
carries7does not score—
rushing yards15counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards261 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets2does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards11counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std2
4avg 7.36RB0avg 9.33
statvaluepts perpoints
carries10does not score—
rushing yards31counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards471 point per 10 yards, floored+4
targets3does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards16counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std4

Did not play.

17avg 12.42WR26avg 10.08
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1171 point per 10 yards, floored+11
targets12does not score—
receptions10does not score—
receiving yards117counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std17
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1101 point per 10 yards, floored+11
targets11does not score—
receptions9does not score—
receiving yards110counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD26+12
fumbles2does not score—
punt returns3does not score—
punt return yards391 point per 10 yards, floored+3
Total2010-2013 cbs-std26
7avg 8.5WR8avg 6.8
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards641 point per 10 yards, floored+6
targets7does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards64counted in rushing + receiving yards 
punt returns1does not score—
punt return yards161 point per 10 yards, floored+1
Total2010-2013 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards801 point per 10 yards, floored+8
targets12does not score—
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards80counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std8
0avg 9.08WR4avg 9.08
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards271 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets4does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards27counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2010-2013 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards481 point per 10 yards, floored+4
targets11does not score—
receptions8does not score—
receiving yards48counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std4
3avg 7.58K11avg 8.25
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals13+3
FG attempts1does not score—
longest FG27does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG30does not score—
extra points51+5
XP attempts5does not score—
FG made 30-392does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std11
7avg 12.25DEF-4avg 5
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards17does not score—
punt return yards41does not score—
sacks31+3
interceptions12+2
points allowed1616 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)16does not score—
yards allowed332332 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2010-2013 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards108does not score—
punt return yards18does not score—
sacks21+2
blocked punt100
points allowed2323 allowed sits in a band worth 00
points allowed (DST)23does not score—
yards allowed426426 allowed sits in a band worth -6-6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std-4

South Park Cows: reconstructed from 3 legal lineups that sum to 86. 7 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Calabash Shrimp: reconstructed from 6 legal lineups that sum to 52. 5 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2010–2013 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 20 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 10 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 10 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–0+10
  • 1–3+6
  • 4–7+4
  • 8–12+3
  • 13–18+2
  • 19–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–34-4
  • 35+-6

Yards allowed

  • 0–99+10
  • 100–174+6
  • 175–239+4
  • 240–279+3
  • 280–319+2
  • 320–3490
  • 350–379-2
  • 380–419-4
  • 420+-6

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: derived · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
22avg 19.42BN12avg 6
statvaluepts perpoints
completions28does not score—
attempts42does not score—
passing yards3101 point per 20 yards, floored+15
passing TD16+6
interception1-2-2
carries4does not score—
rushing yards36counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards361 point per 10 yards, floored+3
sacked3does not score—
sack yards-30does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std22
statvaluepts perpoints
carries13does not score—
rushing yards58counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards691 point per 10 yards, floored+6
rushing TD16+6
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards11counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std12
0avg 14.92BN0avg 5.29

Did not play.

Did not play.

0avg 5.5BN0avg 2
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards81 point per 10 yards, floored0
targets4does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards8counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std0

Did not play.

0avg 7.33BN0avg 8.4

Did not play.

Did not play.

16avg 8.33BN0avg 11.2
statvaluepts perpoints
punt return yards23does not score—
sacks11+1
interceptions12+2
defensive TD16+6
points allowed1111 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
points allowed (DST)11does not score—
yards allowed239239 allowed sits in a band worth 4+4
Total2010-2013 cbs-std16

Did not play.

16avg 9.5BN0avg 5.63
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards53does not score—
punt return yards72does not score—
sacks61+6
interceptions12+2
points allowed66 allowed sits in a band worth 4+4
points allowed (DST)6does not score—
yards allowed190190 allowed sits in a band worth 4+4
Total2010-2013 cbs-std16

Did not play.

Following each team

South Park Cows ← wk 11 wk 13 → Calabash Shrimp ← wk 11 wk 13 →

Also in 2013 week 12