South Park Cows at Team RamRod

South Park CowsBrian Pugh
105–52
Team RamRodMatt Pugh
South Park Cows by 5333.8% margin

2013 · week 9 · regular season · CBS

Starters
26avg 23.5QB6avg 21.08
statvaluepts perpoints
completions34does not score—
attempts51does not score—
passing yards3371 point per 20 yards, floored+16
passing TD26+12
interception1-2-2
carries1does not score—
rushing yards8counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards81 point per 10 yards, floored0
sacked3does not score—
sack yards-23does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std26
statvaluepts perpoints
completions19does not score—
attempts29does not score—
passing yards1241 point per 20 yards, floored+6
carries4does not score—
rushing yards7counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards71 point per 10 yards, floored0
fumbles1does not score—
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-9does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std6
14avg 14.92RB21avg 11.73
statvaluepts perpoints
carries21does not score—
rushing yards125counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1411 point per 10 yards, floored+14
targets5does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards16counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std14
statvaluepts perpoints
carries22does not score—
rushing yards150counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1501 point per 10 yards, floored+15
rushing TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std21
9avg 17RB7avg 8.38
statvaluepts perpoints
carries17does not score—
rushing yards90counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards961 point per 10 yards, floored+9
targets7does not score—
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards6counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
carries13does not score—
rushing yards57counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards761 point per 10 yards, floored+7
targets4does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards19counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std7
16avg 12.42WR3avg 7.45
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1071 point per 10 yards, floored+10
targets13does not score—
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards107counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2010-2013 cbs-std16
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards331 point per 10 yards, floored+3
targets7does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards33counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std3
6avg 7.33WR0avg 6.09
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards661 point per 10 yards, floored+6
targets7does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards66counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std6

Did not play.

5avg 5.5WR3avg 7.17
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards541 point per 10 yards, floored+5
targets6does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards54counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std5
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards13counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards351 point per 10 yards, floored+3
targets3does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards22counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std3
9avg 7.75K7avg 8.08
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG44does not score—
extra points31+3
XP attempts3does not score—
FG made 40-492does not score—
FG yards beyond 3025does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals13+3
FG attempts1does not score—
longest FG30does not score—
extra points41+4
XP attempts4does not score—
FG made 30-391does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std7
20avg 12.25DEF5avg 10
statvaluepts perpoints
punt return yards24does not score—
sacks11+1
interceptions32+6
fumble recoveries12+2
defensive TD16+6
points allowed1010 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
points allowed (DST)10does not score—
yards allowed289289 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
Total2010-2013 cbs-std20
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards45does not score—
punt return yards49does not score—
sacks31+3
fumble recoveries12+2
points allowed2222 allowed sits in a band worth 00
points allowed (DST)14does not score—
yards allowed345345 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2010-2013 cbs-std5

South Park Cows: reconstructed from 1 legal lineup that sums to 105. 8 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Team RamRod: reconstructed from 2 legal lineups that sum to 52. 7 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2010–2013 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 20 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 10 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 10 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–0+10
  • 1–3+6
  • 4–7+4
  • 8–12+3
  • 13–18+2
  • 19–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–34-4
  • 35+-6

Yards allowed

  • 0–99+10
  • 100–174+6
  • 175–239+4
  • 240–279+3
  • 280–319+2
  • 320–3490
  • 350–379-2
  • 380–419-4
  • 420+-6

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: derived · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
16avg 19.42BN0avg 27.33
statvaluepts perpoints
completions20does not score—
attempts28does not score—
passing yards2081 point per 20 yards, floored+10
carries1does not score—
rushing yards1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards11 point per 10 yards, floored0
rushing TD16+6
sacked3does not score—
sack yards-20does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std16

Did not play.

5avg 7.36BN2avg 5.92
statvaluepts perpoints
carries13does not score—
rushing yards42counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards541 point per 10 yards, floored+5
targets2does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards12counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std5
statvaluepts perpoints
carries9does not score—
rushing yards29counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards291 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets3does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std2
0avg 8.5BN2avg 5

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards221 point per 10 yards, floored+2
targets5does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards22counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2010-2013 cbs-std2
0avg 9.08BN—

Did not play.

Nothing is recorded for him this week, and we could not match him to the box-score feed — so this is not evidence that he sat.

0avg 8.33BN0avg 6.08

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
targets4does not score—
Total2010-2013 cbs-std0
0avg 9.5BN4avg 4

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards104does not score—
punt return yards15does not score—
sacks41+4
blocked FG100
points allowed2727 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
points allowed (DST)27does not score—
yards allowed314314 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
Total2010-2013 cbs-std4

Following each team

South Park Cows ← wk 8 wk 10 → Team RamRod ← wk 8 wk 10 →

Also in 2013 week 9