South Park Cows at Blackbeards

South Park CowsBrian Pugh
70–74
BlackbeardsTerry Herndon
Blackbeards by 42.8% margin

2015 · week 14 · playoff · CBS

Starters
27avg 28.17QB24avg 26.75
statvaluepts perpoints
completions25does not score—
attempts35does not score—
passing yards3101 point per 20 yards, floored+15
passing TD26+12
carries3does not score—
rushing yards3counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards31 point per 10 yards, floored0
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-14does not score—
Total2014-2015 cbs-std27
statvaluepts perpoints
completions22does not score—
attempts35does not score—
passing yards2181 point per 20 yards, floored+10
passing TD26+12
carries3does not score—
rushing yards27counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards271 point per 10 yards, floored+2
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-13does not score—
Total2014-2015 cbs-std24
1avg 9.17RB10avg 12.82
statvaluepts perpoints
carries3does not score—
rushing yards5counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards131 point per 10 yards, floored+1
targets6does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards8counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2014-2015 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
carries22does not score—
rushing yards101counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1071 point per 10 yards, floored+10
targets2does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards6counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2014-2015 cbs-std10
16avg 7.27WR5avg 4.56
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1021 point per 10 yards, floored+10
targets9does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards102counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2014-2015 cbs-std16
statvaluepts perpoints
carries11does not score—
rushing yards43counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards511 point per 10 yards, floored+5
targets3does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards8counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2014-2015 cbs-std5
6avg 14.08WR4avg 9.22
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards41 point per 10 yards, floored0
targets4does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards4counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2014-2015 cbs-std6
statvaluepts perpoints
carries13does not score—
rushing yards38counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards421 point per 10 yards, floored+4
targets2does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards4counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2014-2015 cbs-std4
0avg 9.36WR5avg 14.33
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards171 point per 10 yards, floored+1
targets6does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards17counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
punt returns3does not score—
punt return yards171 point per 10 yards, floored+1
Total2014-2015 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards521 point per 10 yards, floored+5
targets6does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards52counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2014-2015 cbs-std5
7avg 9.18TE5avg 14.57
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards711 point per 10 yards, floored+7
targets13does not score—
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards71counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2014-2015 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards501 point per 10 yards, floored+5
targets9does not score—
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards49counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2014-2015 cbs-std5
8avg 6.33K8avg 7.67
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG40does not score—
extra points21+2
XP attempts2does not score—
FG made 30-391does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3018does not score—
Total2014-2015 cbs-std8
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts3does not score—
longest FG46does not score—
extra points21+2
XP attempts2does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3016does not score—
FG missed1does not score—
FG missed 50-591does not score—
Total2014-2015 cbs-std8
5avg 3.17DEF13avg 7.67
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards56does not score—
punt return yards36does not score—
sacks21+2
interceptions12+2
fumble recoveries12+2
blocked FG12+2
points allowed2424 allowed sits in a band worth 00
points allowed (DST)24does not score—
yards allowed481481 allowed sits in a band worth -3-3
Total2014-2015 cbs-std5
statvaluepts perpoints
punt return yards32does not score—
sacks51+5
interceptions12+2
points allowed88 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
points allowed (DST)8does not score—
yards allowed292292 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
Total2014-2015 cbs-std13

South Park Cows: reconstructed from 13 legal lineups that sum to 70. 4 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Blackbeards: reconstructed from 11 legal lineups that sum to 74. 1 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2014–2015 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 20 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 10 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 10 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points
  • DEF blocked FG2 points
  • DEF blocked punt2 points
  • DEF blocked PAT1 point

Points allowed

  • 0–0+5
  • 1–6+4
  • 7–10+3
  • 11–14+2
  • 15–20+1
  • 21–240
  • 25–29-1
  • 30–33-2
  • 34+-3

Yards allowed

  • 0–199+5
  • 200–249+4
  • 250–299+3
  • 300–324+2
  • 325–349+1
  • 350–3740
  • 375–399-1
  • 400–424-2
  • 425+-3

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

ladders: quoted · blockedKicks: quoted · dstPa: quoted

Bench
27avg 5.25BN11avg 19
statvaluepts perpoints
carries20does not score—
rushing yards145counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1541 point per 10 yards, floored+15
rushing TD26+12
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards9counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2014-2015 cbs-std27
statvaluepts perpoints
completions18does not score—
attempts35does not score—
passing yards2521 point per 20 yards, floored+12
carries1does not score—
rushing yards10counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards101 point per 10 yards, floored+1
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked3does not score—
sack yards-33does not score—
Total2014-2015 cbs-std11
0avg 15.6BN0avg 18.5

Did not play.

Did not play.

0avg 9.71BN8avg 9.67

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards411 point per 10 yards, floored+4
targets5does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards41counted in rushing + receiving yards 
kick returns1does not score—
kick return yards221 point per 20 yards, floored+1
punt returns2does not score—
punt return yards351 point per 10 yards, floored+3
Total2014-2015 cbs-std8
6avg 5.58BN—
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards651 point per 10 yards, floored+6
targets7does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards65counted in rushing + receiving yards 
kick returns1does not score—
kick return yards171 point per 20 yards, floored0
Total2014-2015 cbs-std6

Nothing is recorded for him this week, and we could not match him to the box-score feed — so this is not evidence that he sat.

6avg 10.33BN11avg 6.25
statvaluepts perpoints
carries4does not score—
rushing yards40counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards591 point per 10 yards, floored+5
targets5does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards19counted in rushing + receiving yards 
punt returns3does not score—
punt return yards111 point per 10 yards, floored+1
Total2014-2015 cbs-std6
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards541 point per 10 yards, floored+5
targets7does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards54counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2014-2015 cbs-std11
0avg 1.67BN6avg 6.42

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards31 point per 10 yards, floored0
targets2does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards3counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2014-2015 cbs-std6
9avg 14.33BN0avg 6.27
statvaluepts perpoints
punt return yards17does not score—
sacks31+3
points allowed1515 allowed sits in a band worth 1+1
points allowed (DST)13does not score—
yards allowed126126 allowed sits in a band worth 5+5
Total2014-2015 cbs-std9

Did not play.

4avg 7.25BN15avg 8
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards44does not score—
punt return yards7does not score—
sacks31+3
fumble recoveries12+2
points allowed2121 allowed sits in a band worth 00
points allowed (DST)21does not score—
yards allowed377377 allowed sits in a band worth -1-1
Total2014-2015 cbs-std4
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards17does not score—
punt return yards3does not score—
sacks31+3
interceptions32+6
defensive TD16+6
points allowed2020 allowed sits in a band worth 1+1
points allowed (DST)20does not score—
yards allowed385385 allowed sits in a band worth -1-1
Total2014-2015 cbs-std15

Following each team

South Park Cows ← wk 13 — → Blackbeards ← wk 13 wk 15 →

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