TouchTheseDowns at Regular Human Bartender

TouchTheseDownsniceneasy205

99.7–44.65

Regular Human BartenderBrian Pugh

TouchTheseDowns by 55.0538.2% margin

2026 · week 2 · regular season · Sleeper

Starters

17.7avg 20.5

8.05avg 22.3

stat	value	pts per	points
completions	11	0	0
attempts	17	0	0
passing yards	96	0.05	+4.8
passing TD	1	6	+6
carries	7	0	0
rushing yards	69	0.1	+6.9
fumbles	1	0	0
Total		2024-2026 slp-half	17.7

stat	value	pts per	points
completions	17	0	0
attempts	29	0	0
passing yards	189	0.05	+9.45
interception	1	-2	-2
carries	2	0	0
rushing yards	6	0.1	+0.6
sacked	2	does not score	—
sack yards	-16	does not score	—
Total		2024-2026 slp-half	8.05

27.2avg 25.4

16.2avg 25.5

stat	value	pts per	points
carries	24	0	0
rushing yards	92	0.1	+9.2
rushing TD	2	6	+12
targets	4	0	0
receptions	4	0.5	+2
receiving yards	40	0.1	+4
Total		2024-2026 slp-half	27.2

stat	value	pts per	points
carries	16	0	0
rushing yards	68	0.1	+6.8
rushing TD	1	6	+6
targets	3	0	0
receptions	3	0.5	+1.5
receiving yards	19	0.1	+1.9
Total		2024-2026 slp-half	16.2

14.2avg 12.55

3.6avg 3.6

stat	value	pts per	points
targets	7	0	0
receptions	5	0.5	+2.5
receiving yards	57	0.1	+5.7
receiving TD	1	6	+6
Total		2024-2026 slp-half	14.2

stat	value	pts per	points
carries	10	0	0
rushing yards	36	0.1	+3.6
Total		2024-2026 slp-half	3.6

12.6avg 10.3

5avg 10.85

stat	value	pts per	points
targets	10	0	0
receptions	5	0.5	+2.5
receiving yards	101	0.1	+10.1
Total		2024-2026 slp-half	12.6

stat	value	pts per	points
targets	3	0	0
receptions	3	0.5	+1.5
receiving yards	35	0.1	+3.5
Total		2024-2026 slp-half	5

7.3avg 6.8

WRT

0.9avg 2.2

stat	value	pts per	points
carries	1	0	0
rushing yards	12	0.1	+1.2
targets	3	0	0
receptions	3	0.5	+1.5
receiving yards	46	0.1	+4.6
Total		2024-2026 slp-half	7.3

stat	value	pts per	points
targets	1	0	0
receptions	1	0.5	+0.5
receiving yards	4	0.1	+0.4
Total		2024-2026 slp-half	0.9

6.9avg 5.7

WRT

0.9avg 11.3

stat	value	pts per	points
carries	1	0	0
rushing yards	-2	0.1	-0.2
targets	5	0	0
receptions	4	0.5	+2
receiving yards	51	0.1	+5.1
Total		2024-2026 slp-half	6.9

stat	value	pts per	points
targets	2	0	0
receptions	1	0.5	+0.5
receiving yards	4	0.1	+0.4
Total		2024-2026 slp-half	0.9

12.8avg 16.65

4avg 9.15

stat	value	pts per	points
field goals	2	3	+6
FG attempts	2	0	0
longest FG	57	0	0
extra points	2	1	+2
XP attempts	2	0	0
FG made 50-59	2	0	0
FG yards beyond 30	48	0.1	+4.8
Total		2024-2026 slp-half	12.8

stat	value	pts per	points
extra points	5	1	+5
XP attempts	6	0	0
XP missed	1	-1	-1
Total		2024-2026 slp-half	4

1avg 8

DEF

6avg 7.5

stat	value	pts per	points
kick return yards	167	does not score	—
punt return yards	8	does not score	—
interceptions	1	2	+2
points allowed	30	does not score	—
points allowed (DST)	30	30 allowed sits in a band worth -2	-2
yards allowed	329	329 allowed sits in a band worth 1	+1
Total		2024-2026 slp-half	1

stat	value	pts per	points
kick return yards	155	does not score	—
punt return yards	14	does not score	—
sacks	2	1	+2
points allowed	23	does not score	—
points allowed (DST)	23	23 allowed sits in a band worth 0	0
yards allowed	267	267 allowed sits in a band worth 4	+4
Total		2024-2026 slp-half	6

Scoring rules in force — 2024–2026 · slp-half · Sleeper

captured - the league's own scoring_settings, read from raw/sleeper/<year>/league.json

sacked1
interception-2
pts allow 05
passing 2-pt2
yds allow 450 499-3
special-teams TD6
FG yards beyond 300.1
receiving TD6
yds allow 400 449-2
XP missed-1
rushing TD6
yds allow 550p-3
field goals3
receiving 2-pt2
FG missed 30-39-1
receptions0.5
yds allow 200 2994
pts allow 14 201
defensive 2-pt return2
int2
def st fum rec2
fumbles lost-2
pts allow 1 64
kick return yards0.05
FG missed 20-29-1
yds allow 500 549-3
extra points1
FG missed 0-19-2
rushing 2-pt2
yds allow 300 3491
fumble recoveries2
def st td6
defensive TD6
safe2
passing yards0.05
blk kick2
passing TD6
yds allow 100 1995
rushing yards0.1
yds allow 0 1005
punt return yards0.1
pts allow 28 34-2
pts allow 35p-3
fumble-return TD6
receiving yards0.1
pts allow 7 133

Points allowed

0–0+5
1–6+4
7–13+3
14–20+1
21–270
28–34-2
35+-3

Yards allowed

0–99+5
100–199+5
200–299+4
300–349+1
350–3990
400–449-2
450–499-3
500–549-3
550+-3

How it is applied

half PPR — A reception is worth 0.5.

Bench

16.45avg 17.67

20.55avg 21.88

stat	value	pts per	points
completions	14	0	0
attempts	23	0	0
passing yards	197	0.05	+9.85
passing TD	1	6	+6
carries	2	0	0
rushing yards	6	0.1	+0.6
sacked	4	does not score	—
sack yards	-15	does not score	—
Total		2024-2026 slp-half	16.45

stat	value	pts per	points
completions	30	0	0
attempts	55	0	0
passing yards	353	0.05	+17.65
carries	3	0	0
rushing yards	29	0.1	+2.9
sacked	4	does not score	—
sack yards	-39	does not score	—
Total		2024-2026 slp-half	20.55

9.7avg 7.55

0avg 11.9

stat	value	pts per	points
carries	12	0	0
rushing yards	79	0.1	+7.9
targets	1	0	0
receptions	1	0.5	+0.5
receiving yards	13	0.1	+1.3
fumbles	1	0	0
Total		2024-2026 slp-half	9.7

Did not play.

5.4avg 4.25

1.6avg 3.9

stat	value	pts per	points
carries	7	0	0
rushing yards	22	0.1	+2.2
targets	2	0	0
receptions	2	0.5	+1
receiving yards	22	0.1	+2.2
Total		2024-2026 slp-half	5.4

stat	value	pts per	points
carries	1	0	0
rushing yards	16	0.1	+1.6
targets	1	0	0
Total		2024-2026 slp-half	1.6

1.3avg 1.8

0avg 17.7

stat	value	pts per	points
carries	6	0	0
rushing yards	13	0.1	+1.3
Total		2024-2026 slp-half	1.3

Did not play.

1.4avg 3.85

0avg 23.5

stat	value	pts per	points
targets	1	0	0
receptions	1	0.5	+0.5
receiving yards	9	0.1	+0.9
Total		2024-2026 slp-half	1.4

Did not play.

0avg 1.5

18avg 12

stat	value	pts per	points
targets	1	0	0
Total		2024-2026 slp-half	0

stat	value	pts per	points
kick return yards	42	does not score	—
punt return yards	11	does not score	—
sacks	4	1	+4
interceptions	1	2	+2
fumble recoveries	1	2	+2
blocked FG	1	2	+2
points allowed	3	does not score	—
points allowed (DST)	3	3 allowed sits in a band worth 4	+4
yards allowed	297	297 allowed sits in a band worth 4	+4
Total		2024-2026 slp-half	18

11avg 6.5

stat	value	pts per	points
kick return yards	84	does not score	—
punt return yards	2	does not score	—
sacks	2	1	+2
interceptions	1	2	+2
points allowed	13	does not score	—
points allowed (DST)	13	13 allowed sits in a band worth 3	+3
yards allowed	268	268 allowed sits in a band worth 4	+4
Total		2024-2026 slp-half	11

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