Slobberknockers at Mandela

SlobberknockersBen Byler
61–33
MandelaMatt Fitz
Slobberknockers by 2829.8% margin

2008 · week 6 · regular season · CBS

Starters
3avg 9.92QB12avg 14.83
statvaluepts perpoints
completions22does not score—
attempts38does not score—
passing yards2031 point per 50 yards, floored+4
interception1-2-2
carries7does not score—
rushing yards29counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards291 point per 25 yards, floored+1
fumbles1does not score—
sacked4does not score—
sack yards-10does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
completions22does not score—
attempts30does not score—
passing yards2361 point per 50 yards, floored+4
passing TD26+12
interception1-2-2
carries2does not score—
rushing yards-1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards-11 point per 25 yards, floored0
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-10does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std12
9avg 4.5RB2avg 4.83
statvaluepts perpoints
carries21does not score—
rushing yards88counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards921 point per 25 yards, floored+3
rushing TD16+6
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards4counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
carries5does not score—
rushing yards62counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards731 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards11counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
1avg 3.78RB1avg 9.58
statvaluepts perpoints
carries8does not score—
rushing yards30counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards301 point per 25 yards, floored+1
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
carries11does not score—
rushing yards27counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards351 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards8counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
10avg 6WR1avg 4.82
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1121 point per 25 yards, floored+4
receptions9does not score—
receiving yards112counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std10
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards981 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions9does not score—
receiving yards98counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
4avg 5.5WR0avg 9.7
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1121 point per 25 yards, floored+4
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards112counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4

Did not play.

2avg 3.5WR0avg 7.82
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards681 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards68counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2

Did not play.

3avg 7.58K10avg 6
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals13+3
FG attempts1does not score—
longest FG20does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts3does not score—
longest FG44does not score—
extra points41+4
XP attempts4does not score—
FG made 30-391does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3017does not score—
FG missed1does not score—
FG missed 30-391does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std10
13avg 3.67DEF7avg 6.08
statvaluepts perpoints
punt return yards8does not score—
sacks21+2
interceptions12+2
fumble recoveries12+2
points allowed33 allowed sits in a band worth 4+4
points allowed (DST)3does not score—
yards allowed226226 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std13
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards77does not score—
punt return yards19does not score—
sacks21+2
fumble recoveries12+2
points allowed1919 allowed sits in a band worth 00
points allowed (DST)13does not score—
yards allowed200200 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7

Slobberknockers: no legal lineup sums to 61, so these eight are a BEST-EFFORT guess - the closest legal lineup drawn from the reconstructed roster, 16 points under the recorded score. A player who really started is missing from the roster, so treat the names as unproven rather than reconstructed.

Mandela: reconstructed from 36 legal lineups that sum to 33. 2 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 50 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–6+4
  • 7–12+3
  • 13–17+2
  • 18–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–33-3
  • 34+-4

Yards allowed

  • 0–189+4
  • 190–229+3
  • 230–279+2
  • 280–3190
  • 320–359-2
  • 360–399-3
  • 400+-4

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: quoted · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
0avg 7.83BN0avg 5.33

Did not play.

Did not play.

1avg 1.91BN-2avg 8.25
statvaluepts perpoints
carries17does not score—
rushing yards38counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards421 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards4counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
completions20does not score—
attempts39does not score—
passing yards2421 point per 50 yards, floored+4
interception3-2-6
carries1does not score—
rushing yards-1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards-11 point per 25 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std-2
0avg 1BN12avg 7.83

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
carries17does not score—
rushing yards45counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1731 point per 25 yards, floored+6
receptions11does not score—
receiving yards128counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
fumbles1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std12
0avg 1.89BN1avg 5.22

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
carries8does not score—
rushing yards18counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards441 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards26counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
0avg 2.8BN0avg 1.5

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
carries11does not score—
rushing yards14counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards161 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards2counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
0avg 8.67BN0avg 3.5

Did not play.

Did not play.

BN0avg 5.17
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards-11 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards-1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
BN1avg 2
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards461 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards46counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1

Following each team

Slobberknockers ← wk 5 wk 7 → Mandela ← wk 5 wk 7 →

Also in 2008 week 6