Slobberknockers at Charlie's Angels

SlobberknockersBen Byler
32–45
Charlie's AngelsJaneen Kopale
Charlie's Angels by 1316.8% margin

2008 · week 7 · regular season · CBS

Starters
12avg 8.33QB6avg 5.44
statvaluepts perpoints
completions27does not score—
attempts36does not score—
passing yards3101 point per 50 yards, floored+6
passing TD16+6
carries2does not score—
rushing yards8counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards81 point per 25 yards, floored0
fumbles2does not score—
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-5does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std12
statvaluepts perpoints
completions16does not score—
attempts28does not score—
passing yards2561 point per 50 yards, floored+5
passing TD16+6
interception2-2-4
carries4does not score—
rushing yards27counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards271 point per 25 yards, floored+1
fumbles4does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked6does not score—
sack yards-38does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std6
3avg 4.5RB11avg 5
statvaluepts perpoints
carries19does not score—
rushing yards80counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards981 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards18counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
carries16does not score—
rushing yards138counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1381 point per 25 yards, floored+5
rushing TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std11
0avg 1.91RB0avg 10.3
statvaluepts perpoints
carries6does not score—
rushing yards8counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards81 point per 25 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0

Did not play.

10avg 5.5WR14avg 5.92
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1221 point per 25 yards, floored+4
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards122counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std10
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards691 point per 25 yards, floored+2
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards69counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD26+12
Total2002-2009 cbs-std14
1avg 3.5WR9avg 5.45
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards431 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards43counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards811 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards81counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
0avg 6WR1avg 5.33

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards7counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards341 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards27counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
10avg 8.67K1avg 7.67
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG49does not score—
extra points41+4
XP attempts4does not score—
FG made 40-492does not score—
FG yards beyond 3035does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std10
statvaluepts perpoints
extra points11+1
XP attempts1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
-4avg 3.67DEF-1avg 6.92
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards108does not score—
punt return yards27does not score—
sacks11+1
points allowed3030 allowed sits in a band worth -3-3
points allowed (DST)30does not score—
yards allowed336336 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std-4
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards105does not score—
punt return yards41does not score—
sacks51+5
points allowed3434 allowed sits in a band worth -4-4
points allowed (DST)34does not score—
yards allowed325325 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std-1

Slobberknockers: reconstructed from 25 legal lineups that sum to 32. 2 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Charlie's Angels: no legal lineup sums to 45, so these eight are a BEST-EFFORT guess - the closest legal lineup drawn from the reconstructed roster, 4 points under the recorded score. A player who really started is missing from the roster, so treat the names as unproven rather than reconstructed.

Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 50 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–6+4
  • 7–12+3
  • 13–17+2
  • 18–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–33-3
  • 34+-4

Yards allowed

  • 0–189+4
  • 190–229+3
  • 230–279+2
  • 280–3190
  • 320–359-2
  • 360–399-3
  • 400+-4

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: quoted · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
11avg 7.83BN0avg 9.92
statvaluepts perpoints
completions25does not score—
attempts30does not score—
passing yards2611 point per 50 yards, floored+5
passing TD16+6
carries4does not score—
rushing yards6counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards61 point per 25 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std11

Did not play.

3avg 3.78BN0avg 0.63
statvaluepts perpoints
carries8does not score—
rushing yards39counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards891 point per 25 yards, floored+3
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards50counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
carries2does not score—
rushing yards13counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards131 point per 25 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
0avg 1BN1avg 6.25

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards101 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards10counted in rushing + receiving yards 
punt returns1does not score—
punt return yards111 point per 10 yards, floored+1
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
1avg 1.89BN0avg 0.89
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards321 point per 25 yards, floored+1
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards32counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards81 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards8counted in rushing + receiving yards 
punt returns1does not score—
punt return yards61 point per 10 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
0avg 2.8BN-4avg 4.75
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards171 point per 25 yards, floored0
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards17counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards70does not score—
points allowed3434 allowed sits in a band worth -4-4
points allowed (DST)22does not score—
yards allowed302302 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2002-2009 cbs-std-4
0avg 4.42BN

Did not play.

Following each team

Slobberknockers ← wk 6 wk 8 → Charlie's Angels ← wk 6 wk 8 →

Also in 2008 week 7