Panthers at South Park Cows

PanthersJimmy OBrien
53–52
South Park CowsBrian Pugh
Panthers by 11% margin

2009 · week 1 · regular season · CBS

Starters
0avg 11.42QB19avg 9.8
statvaluepts perpoints
completions21does not score—
attempts33does not score—
passing yards2471 point per 50 yards, floored+4
interception2-2-4
carries1does not score—
rushing yards2counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards21 point per 25 yards, floored0
sacked3does not score—
sack yards-26does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
completions25does not score—
attempts36does not score—
passing yards2791 point per 50 yards, floored+5
passing TD36+18
interception2-2-4
carries1does not score—
rushing yards3counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards31 point per 25 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std19
25avg 9.25RB7avg 8.92
statvaluepts perpoints
carries25does not score—
rushing yards180counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1981 point per 25 yards, floored+7
rushing TD36+18
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards18counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std25
statvaluepts perpoints
carries17does not score—
rushing yards42counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards771 point per 25 yards, floored+3
rushing TD16+6
targets6does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards35counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
1avg 5.4RB0avg 0.22
statvaluepts perpoints
carries7does not score—
rushing yards14counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards691 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets6does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards55counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles2does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
punt returns3does not score—
punt return yards111 point per 10 yards, floored+1
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards1counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards11 point per 25 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
17avg 9.36WR11avg 6.17
statvaluepts perpoints
carries2does not score—
rushing yards33counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards421 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets7does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards9counted in rushing + receiving yards 
punt returns2does not score—
punt return yards1061 point per 10 yards, floored+10
special-teams TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std17
statvaluepts perpoints
carries1does not score—
rushing yards5counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1401 point per 25 yards, floored+5
targets6does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards135counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
punt returns1does not score—
punt return yards31 point per 10 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std11
3avg 4.7WR8avg 7.75
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards901 point per 25 yards, floored+3
targets7does not score—
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards90counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards711 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets11does not score—
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards71counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
1avg 5.63TE1avg 5.33
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards441 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets8does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards44counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards261 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets3does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards26counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
10avg 6.75K1avg 6.08
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals33+9
FG attempts3does not score—
longest FG44does not score—
extra points11+1
XP attempts1does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
FG made 40-492does not score—
FG yards beyond 3027does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std10
statvaluepts perpoints
extra points11+1
XP attempts1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
-4avg 6.5DEF5avg 7.42
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards70does not score—
punt return yards3does not score—
blocked FG100
points allowed2121 allowed sits in a band worth 00
points allowed (DST)21does not score—
yards allowed450450 allowed sits in a band worth -4-4
Total2002-2009 cbs-std-4
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards79does not score—
punt return yards9does not score—
sacks31+3
points allowed2424 allowed sits in a band worth -2-2
points allowed (DST)24does not score—
yards allowed188188 allowed sits in a band worth 4+4
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5

Panthers: reconstructed from 6 legal lineups that sum to 53. 3 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

South Park Cows: reconstructed from 6 legal lineups that sum to 52. 4 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 50 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–6+4
  • 7–12+3
  • 13–17+2
  • 18–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–33-3
  • 34+-4

Yards allowed

  • 0–189+4
  • 190–229+3
  • 230–279+2
  • 280–3190
  • 320–359-2
  • 360–399-3
  • 400+-4

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: quoted · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
2avg 6.17BN5avg 1.67
statvaluepts perpoints
carries16does not score—
rushing yards67counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards671 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets2does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
completions21does not score—
attempts29does not score—
passing yards1761 point per 50 yards, floored+3
passing TD16+6
interception1-2-2
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked4does not score—
sack yards-13does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5
8avg 6BN5avg 4.57
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards561 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets7does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards56counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
statvaluepts perpoints
carries15does not score—
rushing yards60counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards841 point per 25 yards, floored+3
targets6does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards24counted in rushing + receiving yards 
kick returns1does not score—
kick return yards201 point per 20 yards, floored+1
punt returns2does not score—
punt return yards161 point per 10 yards, floored+1
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5
13avg 2.67BN1avg 2.78
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards311 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets4does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards31counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD26+12
Total2002-2009 cbs-std13
statvaluepts perpoints
carries11does not score—
rushing yards33counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards491 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets2does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards16counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
3avg 2.5BN9avg 1.88
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards961 point per 25 yards, floored+3
targets6does not score—
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards96counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards781 point per 25 yards, floored+3
targets11does not score—
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards78counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
-4avg 0.7BN0avg 6.67
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards101 point per 25 yards, floored0
targets3does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards10counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles2does not score—
fumbles lost2-2-4
Total2002-2009 cbs-std-4
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards101 point per 25 yards, floored0
targets3does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards10counted in rushing + receiving yards 
punt returns1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
4avg 5.67BN8avg 4.42
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards120does not score—
punt return yards33does not score—
sacks21+2
interceptions12+2
fumble recoveries12+2
blocked FG100
points allowed3838 allowed sits in a band worth -4-4
points allowed (DST)32does not score—
yards allowed267267 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards731 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets9does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards73counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8

Following each team

Panthers ← — wk 2 → South Park Cows ← — wk 2 →

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