Lactose Intolerents at Deep South

Lactose IntolerentsBenji Weissburg
45–47
Deep SouthStephen Fitz
Deep South by 22.2% margin

2009 · week 1 · regular season · CBS

Starters
22avg 9.25QB7avg 14.91
statvaluepts perpoints
completions26does not score—
attempts43does not score—
passing yards3071 point per 50 yards, floored+6
passing TD36+18
interception1-2-2
carries5does not score—
rushing yards18counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards181 point per 25 yards, floored0
fumbles1does not score—
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-4does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std22
statvaluepts perpoints
completions26does not score—
attempts44does not score—
passing yards2881 point per 50 yards, floored+5
passing TD16+6
interception2-2-4
carries2does not score—
rushing yards-4counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards-41 point per 25 yards, floored0
fumbles1does not score—
sacked3does not score—
sack yards-29does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
2avg 5.08RB10avg 7.3
statvaluepts perpoints
carries16does not score—
rushing yards46counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards631 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets3does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards17counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
carries21does not score—
rushing yards76counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1081 point per 25 yards, floored+4
rushing TD16+6
targets4does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards32counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std10
2avg 8.56RB9avg 7.55
statvaluepts perpoints
carries10does not score—
rushing yards43counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards531 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets4does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards10counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
carries14does not score—
rushing yards37counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards791 point per 25 yards, floored+3
rushing TD16+6
targets5does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards42counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
2avg 5.5WR11avg 4.33
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1031 point per 25 yards, floored+4
targets10does not score—
receptions8does not score—
receiving yards103counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards901 point per 25 yards, floored+3
targets4does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards90counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
kick returns1does not score—
kick return yards261 point per 20 yards, floored+1
punt returns2does not score—
punt return yards151 point per 10 yards, floored+1
Total2002-2009 cbs-std11
0avg 3.17WR7avg 6
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards61 point per 25 yards, floored0
targets5does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards6counted in rushing + receiving yards 
punt returns1does not score—
punt return yards11 point per 10 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards301 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets6does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards30counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
1avg 4.92TE0avg 4.36
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards391 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets6does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards39counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards191 point per 25 yards, floored0
targets5does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards19counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
7avg 6.42K1avg 6.5
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals23+6
FG attempts2does not score—
longest FG47does not score—
extra points11+1
XP attempts1does not score—
FG made 20-291does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3017does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
extra points11+1
XP attempts1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
9avg 5.83DEF2avg 4.92
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards124does not score—
punt return yards15does not score—
sacks41+4
safeties12+2
points allowed2121 allowed sits in a band worth 00
points allowed (DST)21does not score—
yards allowed226226 allowed sits in a band worth 3+3
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards92does not score—
punt return yards11does not score—
sacks21+2
points allowed1919 allowed sits in a band worth 00
points allowed (DST)19does not score—
yards allowed281281 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2

Lactose Intolerents: reconstructed from 12 legal lineups that sum to 45. 3 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Deep South: reconstructed from 4 legal lineups that sum to 47. 5 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 50 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–6+4
  • 7–12+3
  • 13–17+2
  • 18–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–33-3
  • 34+-4

Yards allowed

  • 0–189+4
  • 190–229+3
  • 230–279+2
  • 280–3190
  • 320–359-2
  • 360–399-3
  • 400+-4

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: quoted · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
7avg 11.92BN8avg 1.83
statvaluepts perpoints
completions20does not score—
attempts29does not score—
passing yards2561 point per 50 yards, floored+5
passing TD16+6
interception1-2-2
carries3does not score—
rushing yards-3counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards-31 point per 25 yards, floored0
fumbles2does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-8does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
carries12does not score—
rushing yards55counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards591 point per 25 yards, floored+2
rushing TD16+6
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards4counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8
7avg 1.08BN4avg 2.22
statvaluepts perpoints
carries6does not score—
rushing yards19counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards421 point per 25 yards, floored+1
rushing TD16+6
targets4does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards23counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std7
statvaluepts perpoints
carries11does not score—
rushing yards57counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1041 point per 25 yards, floored+4
targets3does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards47counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std4
0avg 0BN2avg 4.09
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards91 point per 25 yards, floored0
targets2does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards9counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
carries12does not score—
rushing yards60counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards711 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets4does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards11counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
1avg 1.1BN2avg 2.67
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards411 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets9does not score—
receptions4does not score—
receiving yards41counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards661 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets13does not score—
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards66counted in rushing + receiving yards 
kick returns1does not score—
kick return yards181 point per 20 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
0avg 3.08BN1avg 2.91
statvaluepts perpoints
targets1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards381 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets5does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards38counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
2avg 3.83BN2avg 3.18
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards641 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets8does not score—
receptions8does not score—
receiving yards64counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards621 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets3does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards62counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2

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Lactose Intolerents ← — wk 2 → Deep South ← — wk 2 →

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