Calabash Shrimp at Lactose Intolerents

Calabash ShrimpDan Weissburg
53–58
Lactose IntolerentsBenji Weissburg
Lactose Intolerents by 54.6% margin

2009 · week 2 · regular season · CBS

Starters
20avg 10.27QB13avg 9.25
statvaluepts perpoints
completions21does not score—
attempts27does not score—
passing yards2201 point per 50 yards, floored+4
passing TD36+18
interception1-2-2
carries2does not score—
rushing yards3counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards31 point per 25 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std20
statvaluepts perpoints
completions17does not score—
attempts26does not score—
passing yards1901 point per 50 yards, floored+3
passing TD26+12
interception1-2-2
carries5does not score—
rushing yards3counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards31 point per 25 yards, floored0
fumbles1does not score—
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-9does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std13
3avg 3.25RB17avg 8.56
statvaluepts perpoints
attempts1does not score—
carries19does not score—
rushing yards79counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards881 point per 25 yards, floored+3
targets3does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards9counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std3
statvaluepts perpoints
carries24does not score—
rushing yards136counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards1361 point per 25 yards, floored+5
rushing TD26+12
targets1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std17
1avg 2.33RB2avg 5.08
statvaluepts perpoints
carries4does not score—
rushing yards8counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards281 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets3does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards20counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
carries16does not score—
rushing yards58counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards581 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
9avg 5.33WR-1avg 3.17
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards991 point per 25 yards, floored+3
targets9does not score—
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards99counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards351 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets6does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards35counted in rushing + receiving yards 
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
Total2002-2009 cbs-std-1
1avg 4.5WR13avg 4.92
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards311 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets4does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards31counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1831 point per 25 yards, floored+7
targets8does not score—
receptions7does not score—
receiving yards183counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std13
1avg 4TE1avg 3.83
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards411 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets6does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards41counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards271 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets4does not score—
receptions3does not score—
receiving yards27counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
9avg 8.17K5avg 6.42
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals33+9
FG attempts3does not score—
longest FG45does not score—
FG made 20-292does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3015does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
field goals13+3
FG attempts1does not score—
longest FG44does not score—
extra points21+2
XP attempts2does not score—
FG made 40-491does not score—
FG yards beyond 3014does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5
9avg 10DEF8avg 5.83
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards113does not score—
sacks21+2
interceptions22+4
defensive TD16+6
points allowed3131 allowed sits in a band worth -3-3
points allowed (DST)31does not score—
yards allowed319319 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2002-2009 cbs-std9
statvaluepts perpoints
kick return yards53does not score—
punt return yards14does not score—
sacks21+2
interceptions12+2
fumble recoveries12+2
points allowed1414 allowed sits in a band worth 2+2
points allowed (DST)14does not score—
yards allowed308308 allowed sits in a band worth 00
Total2002-2009 cbs-std8

Calabash Shrimp: reconstructed from 9 legal lineups that sum to 53. 3 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Lactose Intolerents: reconstructed from 7 legal lineups that sum to 58. 4 of 8 slots appear in every one of them and are certain; the rest were chosen by keeper status, season points, and starts already proven.

Scoring rules in force — 2002–2009 · cbs-std · CBS

measured - every value probed out of this repo's production scorer

  • passing yards1 point per 50 yards
  • passing TD6 points
  • interception-2 points
  • passing 2-pt2 points
  • rushing yards1 point per 25 yards
  • rushing TD6 points
  • rushing 2-pt2 points
  • receiving yards1 point per 25 yards
  • receiving TD6 points
  • receiving 2-pt2 points
  • fumbles lost-2 points
  • fumble-return TD6 points
  • special-teams TD6 points
  • kick return yards1 point per 20 yards
  • punt return yards1 point per 10 yards
  • field goals3 points
  • extra points1 point
  • DEF sacks1 point
  • DEF interceptions2 points
  • DEF fumble recoveries2 points
  • DEF safeties2 points
  • DEF defensive 2-pt return2 points
  • DEF defensive TD6 points
  • DEF fumble-return TD6 points
  • DEF special-teams TD6 points

Points allowed

  • 0–6+4
  • 7–12+3
  • 13–17+2
  • 18–230
  • 24–28-2
  • 29–33-3
  • 34+-4

Yards allowed

  • 0–189+4
  • 190–229+3
  • 230–279+2
  • 280–3190
  • 320–359-2
  • 360–399-3
  • 400+-4

How it is applied

  • floors at zero — -40 rushing yards scores 0, not a negative - no rule pays out below zero in this era.
  • whole points — Weekly totals are whole numbers. CBS carried no fractional total before 2020.
  • raw points allowed — Every point the NFL team conceded is charged, however it was scored.

Where each rule comes from

rates: derived · ladders: quoted · dstPa: quoted · decimal: derived

Bench
5avg 9.2BN18avg 11.92
statvaluepts perpoints
completions18does not score—
attempts30does not score—
passing yards1521 point per 50 yards, floored+3
passing TD16+6
interception2-2-4
carries1does not score—
rushing yards7counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards71 point per 25 yards, floored0
fumbles1does not score—
sacked2does not score—
sack yards-16does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std5
statvaluepts perpoints
completions25does not score—
attempts38does not score—
passing yards3301 point per 50 yards, floored+6
passing TD26+12
carries1does not score—
rushing yards2counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards21 point per 25 yards, floored0
Total2002-2009 cbs-std18
0avg 1.3BN12avg 5.83

Did not play.

statvaluepts perpoints
completions21does not score—
attempts33does not score—
passing yards2161 point per 50 yards, floored+4
passing TD26+12
interception1-2-2
carries3does not score—
rushing yards4counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards41 point per 25 yards, floored0
fumbles1does not score—
fumbles lost1-2-2
sacked1does not score—
sack yards-7does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std12
1avg 2.2BN1avg 1.08
statvaluepts perpoints
carries4does not score—
rushing yards13counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards381 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets1does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards25counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
carries4does not score—
rushing yards12counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards281 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets3does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards16counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
1avg 1.45BN2avg 3.29
statvaluepts perpoints
carries6does not score—
rushing yards25counted in rushing + receiving yards 
rushing + receiving yards251 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets1does not score—
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards701 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets7does not score—
receptions5does not score—
receiving yards70counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
12avg 4.27BN2avg 5.5
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards1501 point per 25 yards, floored+6
targets13does not score—
receptions10does not score—
receiving yards150counted in rushing + receiving yards 
receiving TD16+6
Total2002-2009 cbs-std12
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards571 point per 25 yards, floored+2
targets7does not score—
receptions6does not score—
receiving yards57counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std2
0avg 2.08BN1avg 3.08
statvaluepts perpoints
completions1does not score—
attempts1does not score—
rushing + receiving yards201 point per 25 yards, floored0
targets4does not score—
receptions1does not score—
receiving yards20counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std0
statvaluepts perpoints
rushing + receiving yards301 point per 25 yards, floored+1
targets10does not score—
receptions2does not score—
receiving yards30counted in rushing + receiving yards 
Total2002-2009 cbs-std1

Following each team

Calabash Shrimp ← wk 1 wk 3 → Lactose Intolerents ← wk 1 wk 3 →

Also in 2009 week 2